I just made a cumulative huge one. And it JUST happened.
Like the millionaire in that F. Scott Fitzgerald story?
"How did you lose your fortune?"
"Gradually. And all at once."
We have to see the chimp playing hockey! That's hilarious! The ice is so slippery, and, and monkeys are all irrational. We have to see this!
Anya ,'Bring On The Night'
Spike's Bitches 33: Weeping, crawling, blaming everybody else
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
DavidS - Dec 16, 2006 9:41:58 pm PST #6090 of 10004
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Strix - Dec 16, 2006 9:42:22 pm PST #6091 of 10004
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
I will figure things out. I know I will -- I'm just thinking how this is really going to change my life.
Ginger - Dec 16, 2006 9:42:34 pm PST #6092 of 10004
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
Be contrite. Be very contrite. I fear that groveling is not too strong a term. Point out that you're a teacher. If you're sufficiently contrite, you can probably get off with community service and paying the parking tickets. It will be okay, although I know it doesn't seem that way now.
DavidS - Dec 16, 2006 9:43:16 pm PST #6093 of 10004
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
I'm just thinking how this is really going to change my life.
How will it? It won't affect your job, I hope. Because that's one good that needs to stay good.
You weren't DUI, right? Or licking cocaine off the ass of a male hustler to cause the accident?
Strix - Dec 16, 2006 9:43:47 pm PST #6094 of 10004
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
David, that's fucking PERFECT.
Yeah.
Strix - Dec 16, 2006 9:43:54 pm PST #6095 of 10004
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
DavidS - Dec 16, 2006 9:45:37 pm PST #6096 of 10004
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
David, that's fucking PERFECT.
The Fitzgerald, I'll presume. Though who am I to say? I've never snorted a line off a whore's ass. It could be perfection.
Strix - Dec 16, 2006 9:47:46 pm PST #6097 of 10004
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Yes, FSF. APt.
I won't have to pretend: I AM contrite. But no one is hurt. I am mostly ok.
DavidS - Dec 16, 2006 10:13:40 pm PST #6098 of 10004
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Well, contrition, unhurt and mostly ok is pretty good all things considered.
Maybe it's a good time to change your life. Take control over some of the things that you let slide away.
Which I don't mean to sound judgemental - god knows I had a car booted twice in one year for unpaid tickets. But all that shit that you put off with a Scarlet O'Hara "I'll deal with it tomorrow. Or later. Or after I read all these books I want to read, but definitely after I get back from vacation." That thing? Always comes home to roost.
It's like Checkov's gun. It's going to go off.
Strix - Dec 16, 2006 10:15:01 pm PST #6099 of 10004
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
thing was, I was starting to change it. I was, but I guess not fast enough. This kind of forces the issue, but...well it is what it is. I have to deal .