Get up...get up, you stupid piece of... What did you do that for? What's wrong with you? Didn't you hear a word he said? All of you! You think there's someone just going to drop money on you?! Money they could use?! Well, there ain't people like that. There's just people like me.

Jayne ,'Jaynestown'


Spike's Bitches 32: I think I'm sobering up.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Laura - Oct 26, 2006 10:49:07 am PDT #8807 of 10000
Our wings are not tired.

Ouch! Shots in toe bad. But yay for no more glass in toe. (I keep typing tow!)

I have such a bad memory that I barely remember changing the boys. I do remember Bobby destroying the pants of a customer that was bouncing him on his knee. That was fun. I did get looks at times from people, both for the diapers and the nursing, because they were so big for their ages. Oh well.


Sparky1 - Oct 26, 2006 12:40:00 pm PDT #8808 of 10000
Librarian Warlord

I have nothing to add to the diaper conversation, except that one of my nephews was so lean, my sister and I used to admire the way you could get him clean with one good, quick wipe -- there were none of the usual folds of baby fat needing attention.

One of the emeritus professors just came down to the Reference Desk in search of a book cart from which the top shelf could be removed. Why? Because he's needs to mount a talking deer's head to it for a party over at the Faculty Club, of course.


Connie Neil - Oct 26, 2006 12:54:26 pm PDT #8809 of 10000
brillig

Sparky, refer him to [link] and have him look up the strips on Pimp My Bookcart.


Amy - Oct 26, 2006 12:57:51 pm PDT #8810 of 10000
Because books.

Well, what party isn't made more fun by a talking deer's head? I mean, really.


erikaj - Oct 26, 2006 1:02:31 pm PDT #8811 of 10000
Always Anti-fascist!

Wow, is it deer-head season already? Comes earlier every year.


Sparky1 - Oct 26, 2006 1:06:50 pm PDT #8812 of 10000
Librarian Warlord

I really want a talking-deer's head to mount on the Reference Desk now. It could say all the things I'd like to, but am not allowed.


Lee - Oct 26, 2006 1:13:30 pm PDT #8813 of 10000
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

I don't think deer heads are allowed to be that evil.


Sparky1 - Oct 26, 2006 1:19:30 pm PDT #8814 of 10000
Librarian Warlord

Okay, what animal head would be evil enough? (Besides my boss' from my previous job.)


Lee - Oct 26, 2006 1:24:18 pm PDT #8815 of 10000
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Hmmm...

Ninja robot?


Daisy Jane - Oct 26, 2006 1:33:09 pm PDT #8816 of 10000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

I once gave my sister an inflatable moose head for her apartment.