Well, it's just good to know that when the chips are down and things look grim you'll feed off the girl who loves you to save your own ass!

Xander ,'Chosen'


Literary Buffistas 3: Don't Parse the Blurb, Dear.

There's more to life than watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer! No. Really, there is! Honestly! Here's a place for Buffistas to come and discuss what it is they're reading, their favorite authors and poets. "Geez. Crack a book sometime."


Consuela - Mar 23, 2011 7:03:48 am PDT #14139 of 28609
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

I have never read a Gor book. Sounds like I probably shouldn't bother

I want someone to write a Good Parts edition of Gor, with all the crack-addled Burroughs adventures and none of the sexism.

... it would be a lot shorter, no doubt.


Ginger - Mar 23, 2011 7:14:23 am PDT #14140 of 28609
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

it would be a lot shorter, no doubt.

I think one book would do it for the series.

I can image a relationship with a Marvel comics fan, with someone who doesn't like bacon, with a person who can't quote Strunk and White, and even one with a comma misuser. It would be hard, but we could work through it. I can't imagine one with a Gor fan.


erikaj - Mar 23, 2011 7:30:09 am PDT #14141 of 28609
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-

I'd call him Master, Tep. Master Baiter.


Laga - Mar 23, 2011 7:47:38 am PDT #14142 of 28609
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

I knew a guy who had a bunch of Gor books but when I asked him if he'd recommend one he got a little red in the face and started stammering.


Consuela - Mar 23, 2011 8:07:41 am PDT #14143 of 28609
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

he got a little red in the face and started stammering.

Props for self-awareness, anyway!


Atropa - Mar 23, 2011 9:12:12 am PDT #14144 of 28609
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

I like Dune, but I'm not trying to be a Bene Gesserit.

Right? *I* am not building a Bat-Signal.

Nor do I have any sort of plans for when I eventually become the vampire witch-queen of the universe. (Being regarded as cute and harmless works in both mine & Clovis' favor, sometimes.)


Steph L. - Mar 23, 2011 1:02:44 pm PDT #14145 of 28609
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

I'd call him Master, Tep. Master Baiter.

Man, I never think on my feet that quickly! L'esprit d'escalier, c'est moi.


Volans - Mar 23, 2011 2:03:30 pm PDT #14146 of 28609
move out and draw fire

Gor is now totally and fully linked with Second Life for me.

Also, I used to work with three people who were Gorean slave girls in SL. In real life they were all men over the age of 60.


Scrappy - Mar 23, 2011 2:04:16 pm PDT #14147 of 28609
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Also, I used to work with three people who were Gorean slave girls in SL. In real life they were all men over the age of 60.

For some reason, I just find this delightful.


flea - Mar 23, 2011 3:00:59 pm PDT #14148 of 28609
information libertarian

Oh god, I'm terrified. Also, how did you find out???? Did they tell you????