No. You're missing the point. The design of the thing is functional. The plan is not to shoot you. The plan is to get the girl. If there's no girl, then the plan, well, is like the room.

Early ,'Objects In Space'


Literary Buffistas 3: Don't Parse the Blurb, Dear.

There's more to life than watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer! No. Really, there is! Honestly! Here's a place for Buffistas to come and discuss what it is they're reading, their favorite authors and poets. "Geez. Crack a book sometime."


Laga - Mar 23, 2011 7:47:38 am PDT #14142 of 28503
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

I knew a guy who had a bunch of Gor books but when I asked him if he'd recommend one he got a little red in the face and started stammering.


Consuela - Mar 23, 2011 8:07:41 am PDT #14143 of 28503
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

he got a little red in the face and started stammering.

Props for self-awareness, anyway!


Atropa - Mar 23, 2011 9:12:12 am PDT #14144 of 28503
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

I like Dune, but I'm not trying to be a Bene Gesserit.

Right? *I* am not building a Bat-Signal.

Nor do I have any sort of plans for when I eventually become the vampire witch-queen of the universe. (Being regarded as cute and harmless works in both mine & Clovis' favor, sometimes.)


Steph L. - Mar 23, 2011 1:02:44 pm PDT #14145 of 28503
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

I'd call him Master, Tep. Master Baiter.

Man, I never think on my feet that quickly! L'esprit d'escalier, c'est moi.


Volans - Mar 23, 2011 2:03:30 pm PDT #14146 of 28503
move out and draw fire

Gor is now totally and fully linked with Second Life for me.

Also, I used to work with three people who were Gorean slave girls in SL. In real life they were all men over the age of 60.


Scrappy - Mar 23, 2011 2:04:16 pm PDT #14147 of 28503
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Also, I used to work with three people who were Gorean slave girls in SL. In real life they were all men over the age of 60.

For some reason, I just find this delightful.


flea - Mar 23, 2011 3:00:59 pm PDT #14148 of 28503
information libertarian

Oh god, I'm terrified. Also, how did you find out???? Did they tell you????


sj - Mar 23, 2011 3:02:53 pm PDT #14149 of 28503
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

For some reason, I just find this delightful.

Me too.


§ ita § - Mar 23, 2011 3:07:36 pm PDT #14150 of 28503
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I find it horrific! You can't pretend to be consensually oppressed (yes, I think it can be a thing) me! Aiee.


Volans - Mar 23, 2011 4:30:28 pm PDT #14151 of 28503
move out and draw fire

Yes, they told me. Right around the time one of them was describing all the code in the slave collar, and I was like "and you know this how?...oh. Oh. Huh. Is your master really a guy?"

But it's sort of a rule ofnthumb that if the fem a,e avatar's boobs are bigger than her head, she's being run by a guy.