Damn it! You know what? I'm sick of this crap. I'm sick of being the guy who eats insects and gets the funny syphilis. As of this moment, it's over. I'm finished being everybody's butt monkey!

Xander ,'Lessons'


Spike's Bitches 29: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Fred Pete - Apr 18, 2006 5:37:35 am PDT #9831 of 10001
Ann, that's a ferret.

Happy Birthdays, Raq and beth!


Nicole - Apr 18, 2006 5:41:14 am PDT #9832 of 10001
I'm getting the pig!

Birthdays and Babies Day in the Bitches Thread! Wooot!

Oh Happy Day to Beth and Raq! I hope you both have a fabulous day.


Nicole - Apr 18, 2006 5:41:18 am PDT #9833 of 10001
I'm getting the pig!

Also, what everyone else said about these kidlets growing much too quickly.

{{{Cass}}} I hope everything works out for the best, hon.


sj - Apr 18, 2006 5:45:25 am PDT #9834 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

I need some ~ma today. Some stuff is going on with the new apartment. I don't really want to post about it until I have more information, but I feel sick to my stomach today. Plus, I have the movers coming to give me an estimate on the move, so low-estimate~ma too.


Ginger - Apr 18, 2006 5:46:21 am PDT #9835 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Too much cute.

Happy Birthday, beth!

Happy Birthday, Raq!

I am back from Easter. My family is still batshit craxy.


Laura - Apr 18, 2006 5:48:09 am PDT #9836 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

Wow, how can one single day contain the birthdays of both Beth and Raq? That's a lot of fascinating smarts and humor in one day!

What the wise one said! Happy Birthday to Beth and Raq! I say we all run about naked sprinkling glitter in their honor today.


Nicole - Apr 18, 2006 5:48:50 am PDT #9837 of 10001
I'm getting the pig!

I need some ~ma today.

All kinds of ~ma being flung at you Right Now. Hard to type while flinging ~ma.

My family is still batshit craxy.

Surprise! Glad you're back, though, Ginger.


Stephanie - Apr 18, 2006 5:51:19 am PDT #9838 of 10001
Trust my rage

I must be way behind because I thought Raq's birthday was a few weeks ago. Anyway, happy birthday to Beth!

Okay, now I'm going to go see what I missed for the last few days.


Topic!Cindy - Apr 18, 2006 5:54:52 am PDT #9839 of 10001
What is even happening?

Happy Birthday beth!
Happy Birthday, Raq!

Her streak continues--she goes to sleep around 10 p.m. and sleeps until 5 a.m. for a quick change/feed and goes back to sleep for another hour or two.

She is both beautiful and beneficent. How about Owen?

eta... (and moved from Beep Me! EEK!)

beth, I about Matt's mom, earlier. I'm so sorry. She has been in my thoughts, even though I didn't have the grace to post about it. Is Matt away right now, or back home? I lost track.


beth b - Apr 18, 2006 5:58:01 am PDT #9840 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

thanks for the wishes - things feel very sparkely today