Have you all read McTabby's Summary Executions? AJ Hall introduced me to them and my mind is still boggling.
Priceless HP fic summaries, including:
- Remus is speaking to Sirius **who isn't there--it's a monologue**.
- Prepare for serious depression and PSYCO PANSY!!! A sequeal is definite.
- It's an AU, no Voldemort, no normal characters.
- Remus Lupin is lonely. Mysterious Cliche Ckick X enters Hogwarts. Story takes place in sixth year circa 1976. Surprisingly low character distorion.
- Two duelists meet in the dead of night. On the battleground, they stand, awaiting the dance fever to overtake them.
- Ginny is very out of character again, of course, but I’ve added a bit of Harry, Ron and Hermione to make it more Hogwartsy and her new friends feature as well.
- Draco Malfoy is 17...nothing wrong with that, right? Well, there is. Apparently in his family there is a slight fluke, and in his 7th year at Hogwarts he finds himself being in heat, and every girl on him like a pack of dogs on a three legged cat... all except Hermione.
- "When you’re so lost you want to rip your organs out through your throat and smear them all over everyone around you, just so they know that you exist..."
- One of my better works, not really poetry but almost poetically written.
- I'm a published author so you know it's going to be good!
It's a scary, scary fanfic world out there.