Hee! That was fun, especially if you input "tire iron" and "brass knuckles" for weapons.
My whole life just flashed before my eyes! I gotta get me a life!
Xander ,'Dirty Girls'
Fan Fiction: Writers, Readers, and Enablers
This thread is for fanfic recs, links, and discussion, but not for actual posting of fanfic.
Anne W. - Jul 28, 2003 5:08:39 am PDT #5902 of 10000
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.
§ ita § - Jul 28, 2003 5:09:59 am PDT #5903 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I ended up half dwarf/half Ent (now there's beauty for you), but since Legolas made my bandage out of his breeches, who cares?
amych - Jul 28, 2003 5:11:36 am PDT #5904 of 10000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Wow. And I thought my half dwarf/half orc was a thing of great and legendary beauty. She did have forest green eyes, though. And flame hair.
Fay - Jul 28, 2003 5:12:24 am PDT #5905 of 10000
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.
That is fucking hilarious.
It was love at first sight. The moment she looked into his sparkling Emerald eyes, Honey Obsidian Flowerchild knew there would never be any other for her. 'My name is Spike,' he said in a voice soft as the summer wind. Tenderly, he put a hand on her breast to make sure she was alright. 'Are you hurt, my lady?' he asked.
'No,' she replied. In truth there was a bad cut on her arse, but she didn't want to worry Spike. 'And my name is Honey Obsidian Flowerchild.'
Fay - Jul 28, 2003 5:14:31 am PDT #5906 of 10000
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.
cereal
In fact, I'm tempted to tag:
Honey Obsidian Flowerchild did her best to keep up with him, but the pain in her arse was too great.
Or perhaps
Without a second thought, he pulled off his Cod piece and began tearing it into bandages for Honey Obsidian Flowerchild's arse. With this makeshift bandage in place, Honey Obsidian Flowerchild and Spike were able to hurry on their way.
Theodosia - Jul 28, 2003 5:27:38 am PDT #5907 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Hee... just did it a second time with 'Ray' and 'Fraser'....
Calli - Jul 28, 2003 5:37:06 am PDT #5908 of 10000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
since Legolas made my bandage out of his breeches, who cares?
He tore his boots into bandages for me. Which shows determination, if no great understanding of the absorptive properties of various materials.
She did have forest green eyes, though. And flame hair.
My Mary Sue had just the opposite. Striking, no?
Also, she's far more worried about being forced to marry Gandalf than I would be. Gandalf, on the other hand, would probably object.
amych - Jul 28, 2003 5:37:53 am PDT #5909 of 10000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Gandalf, on the other hand, would probably object.
Nothing personal, I'm sure. It's just that he's, you know, wired for the pointy hat trick.
esse - Jul 28, 2003 5:37:58 am PDT #5910 of 10000
S to the A -- using they/them pronouns!
Oh, lord, that's hilarious..
§ ita § - Jul 28, 2003 5:41:04 am PDT #5911 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I had silver eyes and charcoal hair. Legolas had sparkling grey eyes.
I have no imagination.
But a lovely singing voice.