You know, with the exception of one deadly and unpredictable midget, this girl is the smallest cargo I've ever had to transport. Yet by far the most troublesome. Does that seem right to you?

Early ,'Objects In Space'


Spike's Bitches 28: For the Safety of Puppies...and Christmas!  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


tommyrot - Jan 03, 2006 5:51:01 am PST #2945 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

How do pigs fuck?


Jessica - Jan 03, 2006 5:51:41 am PST #2946 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

My college roommate's band had a song called "Nice shoes, wanna fuck?"


Gudanov - Jan 03, 2006 5:52:15 am PST #2947 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping

How do pigs fuck?

Piggie style


tommyrot - Jan 03, 2006 5:53:33 am PST #2948 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Piggie style

With an oink-oink here and an oink-oink there?


Gudanov - Jan 03, 2006 5:57:08 am PST #2949 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping

With an oink-oink here and an oink-oink there?

An oink-oink everywhere for the more adventurous of the pork set.


Fay - Jan 03, 2006 5:58:08 am PST #2950 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

They pork, I believe.

"Nice shoes, wanna fuck?" translates over this side of the pond into: "Nice shoes, fancy a shag?" Or at least, the latter was in use during my University days. Along with "Get your coat, love, you've pulled."


Spidra Webster - Jan 03, 2006 6:02:23 am PST #2951 of 10001
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.

"Get your coat, love, you've pulled."

BWAHAHAHAHA!


Sean K - Jan 03, 2006 6:04:52 am PST #2952 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

"Get your coat, love, you've pulled."

Hmm.... "pulled" isn't translating for me. Can you Americanize that one? Fay? ita? Anybody?


Spidra Webster - Jan 03, 2006 6:06:55 am PST #2953 of 10001
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.

pull v : pick up, chat up, “he’s going to pull a girl at the party”, “going on the pull”, also to snog.

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Jars - Jan 03, 2006 6:07:34 am PST #2954 of 10001

Pulled -- it used to mean 'succeeded in an attempt to seduce'. Ish. Now, for the younger generation, it means kissing. For example "I pulled three different blokes last night." I use that example because a thirteen year old on the bus yesterday was saying it to a friend of hers.