"I'm too pretty to do math" t-shirt
Can you get a "not" embroidered in there?
Oh, crap. Look at how late it is! I've only just gotten around to my Christmas shopping, is the problem. Night, all.
Well some friends of Buffy played a funny joke and they took her stuff and now she wants us to help get it back from her friends who sleep all day and have no tans.
Xander ,'Lessons'
Spike's Bitches 27: I'm Embarrassed for Our Kind.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Emily - Dec 14, 2005 9:54:24 pm PST #9932 of 10003
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola
billytea - Dec 14, 2005 10:59:40 pm PST #9933 of 10003
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
In funny work stuff, on my work calendar, i accepted an appointment for Mandatory Sexual Harassment
Training.
Line breaks? Not always your friend.
Cass - Dec 14, 2005 11:10:57 pm PST #9934 of 10003
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
But often amusing.
Laura - Dec 15, 2005 2:50:36 am PST #9935 of 10003
Our wings are not tired.
Aww Gris bringing on the schmoop.
Mandatory Sexual Harassment
I was accusing DH of sexual harassment yesterday after he groped me while passing in the office. He thinks there is some spousal exception. It might even be a fringe benefit of working together for 17 years.
Laura - Dec 15, 2005 2:52:43 am PST #9936 of 10003
Our wings are not tired.
hard boiled egg:
I have to drive a kid to school in 8 minutes and yet I am in my jammies and slippers. I think I might have to get dressed now.
Later...
DebetEsse - Dec 15, 2005 3:49:58 am PST #9937 of 10003
Woe to the fucking wicked.
Well, fuck.
My extended family is spending Christmas with Cousin-in-Law's family, thus abandoning Christmas Eve with our side of the family. Instead, they're usurping Boxing Day as when we will observe gift-giving. So, I get Dinner at Grandma's 3 days in a row (not a good, for lots of reasons), and no (or truncated) Boxing Day LotR marathon (my favourite part of the whole holiday).
SuziQ - Dec 15, 2005 4:50:04 am PST #9938 of 10003
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame
Narrator - Dec 15, 2005 4:59:12 am PST #9939 of 10003
The evil is this way?
Narrator! Are you all whupped?
Yeah, verilly. The Bossholes are running free!
Jessica - Dec 15, 2005 5:03:19 am PST #9940 of 10003
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Theologically, if I were Jewish, I think I'd be right-wing Conservative or left-wing Orthodox
The Reform community calls that "Conservadox." (As in, "Basically Orthodox but officially Conservative which is why they agreed to be a cantor at a Reform synagogue.")
amych - Dec 15, 2005 5:07:15 am PST #9941 of 10003
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
"Basically Orthodox but officially Conservative which is why they agreed to be a cantor at a Reform synagogue."
I'm offended! As it so happens, my Conservative rabbi is a Reconstructionist!