It's called a blaster, Will, a word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgasmater, I'd be the first to try your basic button press approach.

Xander ,'Get It Done'


Spike's Bitches 27: I'm Embarrassed for Our Kind.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Susan W. - Oct 26, 2005 8:56:30 pm PDT #832 of 10003
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights

Cute babies!

Two more contest entries down. One blah, one that has potential despite an eyeroll-inducing moment or two. (This isn't judging, just the initial read--I'm not that fast!)

At least everyone in this bunch has a decent basic understanding of grammar, story structure, POV, and the like.


Lee - Oct 26, 2005 8:56:49 pm PDT #833 of 10003
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

I am neither of those things, yet I am awake.

Me, too,

me three, though I really should be asleep.


Aims - Oct 26, 2005 8:58:12 pm PDT #834 of 10003
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I made organic baby food!

And then Em wanted to feed herself.

And we haven't done a mommy-Em bath. Maybe this week. Joe I know won't do it. Took him months before he would wash "the girly bits". @@


Beverly - Oct 26, 2005 8:58:37 pm PDT #835 of 10003
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

Hmmm. I am 666 posts behind in Bitches.

Maybe I'll just mark that post and take my time catching up from there.

Or maybe I won't look back, would that be best? Leave the e-vile behind and just move on?

What did I miss?


Aims - Oct 26, 2005 9:01:26 pm PDT #836 of 10003
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Baby __________ is doing this. Cats are funny. Sparky's sister's son's principal is an asshole dillweed dipshit, and babies are awesome.


Aims - Oct 26, 2005 9:01:49 pm PDT #837 of 10003
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Oh! And vw's prof didn't read her fucking paper.


Burrell - Oct 26, 2005 9:01:51 pm PDT #838 of 10003
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Bath night is still fun with Frances, although it wouldn't be if I had to bathe with her every time. Daycare=dirty girl.

Well, I also cloth diaper, baby wear, and make my own organic baby food, so, you know, kind of crunchy in this corner.

Oh yeah. ::grabs granola, looks for a bowl::


§ ita § - Oct 26, 2005 9:02:15 pm PDT #839 of 10003
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Band names!


Aims - Oct 26, 2005 9:03:03 pm PDT #840 of 10003
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Yes, band names.

And ita dared me to categoriz(s)e her today so I told her she was her own category and she left me alone after that.


sumi - Oct 26, 2005 9:04:12 pm PDT #841 of 10003
Art Crawl!!!

Haircuts!