We killed a homeless man on this bench. Me and Dru. Those were good times. You know, he begged for mercy, and you know, that only made her bite harder.

Spike ,'Sleeper'


Spike's Bitches 27: I'm Embarrassed for Our Kind.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


§ ita § - Nov 02, 2005 11:28:19 am PST #2399 of 10003
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Come over here, nasty headache. Come to mommy.

After a whole morning of almost no migraine, mine has started again. So I might as well take yours, Jessica.


SuziQ - Nov 02, 2005 11:30:31 am PST #2400 of 10003
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Which 20th?

Thankfully November. And if my assistant comes back next week, I might (yes, might) be able to scale that back.

Sending no-headache~ma...


Jessica - Nov 02, 2005 11:35:13 am PST #2401 of 10003
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

So I might as well take yours, Jessica.

It's not quite a migraine, but you're welcome to it anyway. Maybe your headache and mine will fight and kill each other.


Nicole - Nov 02, 2005 11:40:03 am PST #2402 of 10003
I'm getting the pig!

I just popped a couple of Aleve for my fun little head-pounding aches. Blech.

And if my assistant comes back next week

::fingers crossed tight::


Betsy HP - Nov 02, 2005 11:51:10 am PST #2403 of 10003
If I only had a brain...

FRELL NOVEMBER 2nd.

Thank you.


Gris - Nov 02, 2005 11:52:45 am PST #2404 of 10003
Hey. New board.

Consider it frelled.


DavidS - Nov 02, 2005 11:55:32 am PST #2405 of 10003
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Did they rule out macular deterioration, Betsy?


Betsy HP - Nov 02, 2005 11:56:08 am PST #2406 of 10003
If I only had a brain...

He looked at my retina through every instrument known to man, so I'm thinking yes.


Glamcookie - Nov 02, 2005 12:09:32 pm PST #2407 of 10003
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

Joining in the frelling of this day. Ew.

Also {{{Bitches}}}


Betsy HP - Nov 02, 2005 12:10:06 pm PST #2408 of 10003
If I only had a brain...

Warning: internet pass-on joke ahead.

Two women are new arrivals at the pearly gates and compare stories on how they died:

1st woman: I froze to death.
2nd woman: How horrible.
1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm and sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?

2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
1st woman: So what happened?
2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched , and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.
1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer -- we'd both still be alive.