LEMUR!
OMGWANT
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
LEMUR!
OMGWANT
LEMUR!
OMGWANT
Oooh -- if you get one, can I have your finger monkey?
(What? You don't NEED 2 small cute animals with prehensile toes....)
I have a finger monkey and NOBODY TOLD ME???
Life is so unfair.
I have a finger monkey and NOBODY TOLD ME???
Uhhh -- better check the bottom of your shoe....
I have a finger monkey and NOBODY TOLD ME???
Check your fingers.
Also, did your sink or bathtub suddenly start draining much more slowly?
Oh, you mean this finger monkey. He's fine.
Oh, you mean this finger monkey. He's fine.
Hmmm. Do you suppose anyone makes a fez that small?
I woke up today and asked myself, "Should I be operating heavy machinery?"
You're not going to hi-jack another truck o' shit, are you?
and what was the answer, shrift?
The answer was: probably not. However, I made it to work safely. Now I am squinting hazily at my monitor and waiting for the blue Sudafed to kick in.