I have a finger monkey and NOBODY TOLD ME???
Check your fingers.
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I have a finger monkey and NOBODY TOLD ME???
Check your fingers.
Also, did your sink or bathtub suddenly start draining much more slowly?
Oh, you mean this finger monkey. He's fine.
Oh, you mean this finger monkey. He's fine.
Hmmm. Do you suppose anyone makes a fez that small?
I woke up today and asked myself, "Should I be operating heavy machinery?"
You're not going to hi-jack another truck o' shit, are you?
and what was the answer, shrift?
The answer was: probably not. However, I made it to work safely. Now I am squinting hazily at my monitor and waiting for the blue Sudafed to kick in.
Hmmm. Do you suppose anyone makes a fez that small?
Paint a thimble red? Or a finger cot?
Hah! I'm trying not taking the blue sudafed this morning. I kinda have a headache, so I may give in. I already took the syrupy orange stuff to keep my lungs in my ribcage.
I don't like to impose!
It's not imposition if your friends are glad to have you over, Nora. (At least that's what I kept telling myself when you and Tom kindly put me up with zero notice last August.)
My arms don't stretch wide enough to indicate how much I don't want to make calls to museum permissions departments this morning.
When can you get here?
Well, I have to go to the gym first, and then work ...
So I should find someone else to kick me in the head?