...I am actually considering approaching my Evil Former Boss (whom I know is still recruiting right now) and asking him whether he can make it worth my while to go back to him for a year. He'd have to meet the salary that the New School is offering me, and he'd have to waive any 'you can't work for anyone else in 2006' notions he might have.
Ack. Don't do it, Fay.
Is there any sort of online or distance learning program you can look in to, maybe pick up a certification in something or other and keep your skills fresh?