I get antsy about anything that involves me asking somebody for something that I need and they don't have to give me.
Let cousinjean be your inspiration.
Well, other bands know more than three chords. Your professional bands can play up to six, sometimes seven, completely different chords.
Oz ,'Storyteller'
Natter 37: Oddly Enough, We've Had This Conversation Before.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
§ ita § - Aug 10, 2005 12:15:37 pm PDT #7077 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
shrift - Aug 10, 2005 12:20:30 pm PDT #7078 of 10002
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
I'm going to take a stand and say that I don't want anyone to pay me to do anything!
Wait, no... I want someone to pay me to do absolutely nothing at all, no strings attached. That's my dream job.
Daisy Jane - Aug 10, 2005 12:21:21 pm PDT #7079 of 10002
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Get dressed, Heather, and congratulations on the choice of jobs. Which one do you want? I mean, really want to go to every day?
I suppose I won't know until after the interview, but right now the non-profit is in the lead with exciting job a close second.
I should stop counting chickens.
Am now dressed, now must put on makeup and get out the door.
Kristen - Aug 10, 2005 12:22:43 pm PDT #7080 of 10002
I want someone to pay me to do absolutely nothing at all, no strings attached.
I tried that this morning on LJ. So far, I haven't had any takers.
Gudanov - Aug 10, 2005 12:22:49 pm PDT #7081 of 10002
Coding and Sleeping
Wait, no... I want someone to pay me to do absolutely nothing at all, no strings attached.
I'd hire you, but alas, my budget for hiring somebody to do nothing is also nothing.
Kat - Aug 10, 2005 12:25:13 pm PDT #7082 of 10002
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
Wait, no... I want someone to pay me to do absolutely nothing at all, no strings attached. That's my dream job.
yours, mine and almost everyone else's.
sarameg - Aug 10, 2005 12:26:21 pm PDT #7083 of 10002
Being solicitous towards a bigwig whose project you resent while under the influence of snot and drugs is a little nervewracking.
I think the mysterious rose on my desk is starting to get wilty.
Emily - Aug 10, 2005 12:26:39 pm PDT #7084 of 10002
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola
I should promise porn? (Actually, I don't even know what cousinjean wrote. But let's be honest here, when I write fanfiction, I mean porn.)
§ ita § - Aug 10, 2005 12:28:06 pm PDT #7085 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I think it's lovely you got a rose. I got a mysterious Gollum. No one ever owned up to that. But he's magnetic, and can hang upside down.
And -- pre-wilted.
I have to write a difficult e-mail. I've been avoiding it since I got back from lunch.
DavidS - Aug 10, 2005 12:30:36 pm PDT #7086 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Wait, no... I want someone to pay me to do absolutely nothing at all, no strings attached. That's my dream job.
Sorry, Fay just got that job.
Mmm, that turkey club sandwich was expensive but so exactly what I wanted. Triple decker on toasted rye (big slices), roasted turkey (the good kind where it looks like it was carved off an actual turkey breast), bacon, LT and avocado.