Wait, no... I want someone to pay me to do absolutely nothing at all, no strings attached.
I'd hire you, but alas, my budget for hiring somebody to do nothing is also nothing.
I mean, let's say you did kill us. Or didn't. There could be torture. Whatever. But somehow you found the goods. What would your cut be?
Mal ,'Out Of Gas'
Natter 37: Oddly Enough, We've Had This Conversation Before.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Gudanov - Aug 10, 2005 12:22:49 pm PDT #7081 of 10002
Coding and Sleeping
Kat - Aug 10, 2005 12:25:13 pm PDT #7082 of 10002
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
Wait, no... I want someone to pay me to do absolutely nothing at all, no strings attached. That's my dream job.
yours, mine and almost everyone else's.
sarameg - Aug 10, 2005 12:26:21 pm PDT #7083 of 10002
Being solicitous towards a bigwig whose project you resent while under the influence of snot and drugs is a little nervewracking.
I think the mysterious rose on my desk is starting to get wilty.
Emily - Aug 10, 2005 12:26:39 pm PDT #7084 of 10002
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola
I should promise porn? (Actually, I don't even know what cousinjean wrote. But let's be honest here, when I write fanfiction, I mean porn.)
§ ita § - Aug 10, 2005 12:28:06 pm PDT #7085 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I think it's lovely you got a rose. I got a mysterious Gollum. No one ever owned up to that. But he's magnetic, and can hang upside down.
And -- pre-wilted.
I have to write a difficult e-mail. I've been avoiding it since I got back from lunch.
DavidS - Aug 10, 2005 12:30:36 pm PDT #7086 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Wait, no... I want someone to pay me to do absolutely nothing at all, no strings attached. That's my dream job.
Sorry, Fay just got that job.
Mmm, that turkey club sandwich was expensive but so exactly what I wanted. Triple decker on toasted rye (big slices), roasted turkey (the good kind where it looks like it was carved off an actual turkey breast), bacon, LT and avocado.
sarameg - Aug 10, 2005 12:30:54 pm PDT #7087 of 10002
It was a sweet surprise yesterday morning. Certainly cheered up an otherwise annoying day. And it is still nice to look at. I have my suspicions as to its origin, but for now, I'm content with the anonymity.
The Gollum sounds pretty darn fun, too. And yeah, he won't start disintegrating shortly.
shrift - Aug 10, 2005 12:32:26 pm PDT #7088 of 10002
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Well, curses, I guess this means I'll have to keep my day job until the magic lottery fairies visit. And it would be magic, as I never buy tickets.
sarameg - Aug 10, 2005 12:35:58 pm PDT #7089 of 10002
I think someone is trying to impress me with the sexiness of his data.
It's kind of....freaky.
DavidS - Aug 10, 2005 12:37:40 pm PDT #7090 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Well, curses, I guess this means I'll have to keep my day job until the magic lottery fairies visit. And it would be magic, as I never buy tickets.
Or maybe you should go to Cairo and sign a contract with a company that decides to postpone opening school for a year, but will honor your contract anyway. Worked for her.