No, no, no, sir. No more chick pit for you. Come on.

Riley ,'Lessons'


Natter 37: Oddly Enough, We've Had This Conversation Before.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Aug 10, 2005 11:51:15 am PDT #7065 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

WFoQI

Dude, you're so right.

I was hired as a PA at my last job, but we changed it to admin because of the creepy factor associated with PA.

Ha. I associate PA (now that I've moved to LA) with being overworked and underrespected and doing all sorts of things that the Geneva Convention would look poorly upon for one cranky egomaniac.


juliana - Aug 10, 2005 11:52:00 am PDT #7066 of 10002
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

What's the standard denial protocol?

Flouncing and crying about how mean everyone is is the traditional opening salvo to the masterwork Goodbye, Cruel Internets.


Daisy Jane - Aug 10, 2005 11:52:49 am PDT #7067 of 10002
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

It does sound exciting, but also like the kind of thing that could give me burnout really fast. It also sounds like the kind of job I would throw at Allyson if she lived here. She would be perfect for it.

Will no one make me get dressed?


Beverly - Aug 10, 2005 11:54:35 am PDT #7068 of 10002
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

Get dressed, Heather, and congratulations on the choice of jobs. Which one do you want? I mean, really want to go to every day?


Kat - Aug 10, 2005 11:55:17 am PDT #7069 of 10002
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

WOOT Good mail day.

Netflix and info about grad school orientation and a nice letter from my new principal. I need to swing by school and get my planner and a book.


Jesse - Aug 10, 2005 11:55:21 am PDT #7070 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

ita, make Heather get dressed.


Dana - Aug 10, 2005 11:55:57 am PDT #7071 of 10002
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Someone pay Heather to get dressed.


Kat - Aug 10, 2005 11:58:16 am PDT #7072 of 10002
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Someone pay Heather to get dressed.

It's the opposite of stripping!


bon bon - Aug 10, 2005 12:01:24 pm PDT #7073 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Why would one of the most admired and celebrated law firms in the country assign half of its motion to dismiss for the biggest case in the country to fucking SUMMER ASSOCIATES? Why did no one at that firm actually check the work? Why do I have one afternoon to clean up this godawful fucking mess?


Jessica - Aug 10, 2005 12:06:26 pm PDT #7074 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

My brain is full of prescription painkillers and feels like it might float out the window.

Using it for thinking is so not on the menu.

I think I should take a nap.