Lorne: Once the word spreads you beat up an innocent old man, well, the truly terrible will think twice before going toe-to-toe with our Avenging Angel. Spike: Yes. The geriatric community will be soiling their nappies when they hear you're on the case. Bravo.

'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'


Natter 37: Oddly Enough, We've Had This Conversation Before.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Aug 09, 2005 11:54:38 am PDT #6799 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Okay -- I need to check the library system for The Constant Gardener and Brokeback Mountain, it seems.

Movies are hard work.

But I'd be happy for it to happen as an early birthday present.

Hmmph. Okay.


sarameg - Aug 09, 2005 11:56:51 am PDT #6800 of 10002

I need to check the library system for The Constant Gardener

ita, I have a spare copy of this I'll send if you'd like. The LeCarre, yes?


§ ita § - Aug 09, 2005 12:04:23 pm PDT #6801 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Oh, that'd be great, Sara! There's a copy of the Proulx I can get right away, but I'd be third in line for the Carre.


sarameg - Aug 09, 2005 12:10:56 pm PDT #6802 of 10002

I don't think I have that one batting around....

For some odd reason, I have 2 copies of CGardner. I'll send you the one I didn't spill a drink on.


tommyrot - Aug 09, 2005 12:31:24 pm PDT #6803 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Has anyone posted a link to freakishly realistic baby dolls recently?

Linda Webb Just As God Made Them So Truly Real™ Lifelike Baby Doll

Just one look at "Charlie" and his beautiful twin sister, "Katie," dreaming away in their soft knitted outfits, and you won't be able to resist cuddling them close. But get set for a real surprise when you go to change their diapers! "Charlie" and "Katie" are the very first anatomically correct So Truly Real™ collectible vinyl dolls! Sculpted by Master Doll Artist Linda Webb, they are so special that "Charlie's" even been nominated for both the 2005 Dolls Awards for Excellence and the 2005 DOTY Award!


brenda m - Aug 09, 2005 12:32:06 pm PDT #6804 of 10002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Just As God Made Them

Except, you know, not so much alive as the other thing.


tommyrot - Aug 09, 2005 12:33:37 pm PDT #6805 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Apparantly having a penis gives you an advantage if you're a doll, as Charlie got the awards, not his twin sister Katie.


Betsy HP - Aug 09, 2005 12:35:52 pm PDT #6806 of 10002
If I only had a brain...

NYLASF! NYLASF! Yeaaaa team!

::glares resentfully at The Aristocrats::


§ ita § - Aug 09, 2005 12:39:36 pm PDT #6807 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

God, someone at Krav yesterday pointed at me and nodding, said "The Aristocrats." We then proceeded to have what must have been a very annoying half-conversation intended to convince the other two people they needed to see the movie stat, but probably did more to convince them that we were dorks that needed to be put away.


Betsy HP - Aug 09, 2005 12:42:08 pm PDT #6808 of 10002
If I only had a brain...

But, fortunately, it was a conversation at krav, where nobody would be dumb enough to actually try to put you away.