Has anyone posted a link to freakishly realistic baby dolls recently?
Linda Webb Just As God Made Them So Truly Real™ Lifelike Baby Doll
Just one look at "Charlie" and his beautiful twin sister, "Katie," dreaming away in their soft knitted outfits, and you won't be able to resist cuddling them close. But get set for a real surprise when you go to change their diapers! "Charlie" and "Katie" are the very first anatomically correct So Truly Real™ collectible vinyl dolls! Sculpted by Master Doll Artist Linda Webb, they are so special that "Charlie's" even been nominated for both the 2005 Dolls Awards for Excellence and the 2005 DOTY Award!
Just As God Made Them
Except, you know, not so much alive as the other thing.
Apparantly having a penis gives you an advantage if you're a doll, as Charlie got the awards, not his twin sister Katie.
NYLASF! NYLASF! Yeaaaa team!
::glares resentfully at The Aristocrats::
God, someone at Krav yesterday pointed at me and nodding, said "The Aristocrats." We then proceeded to have what must have been a very annoying half-conversation intended to convince the other two people they needed to see the movie stat, but probably did more to convince them that we were dorks that needed to be put away.
But, fortunately, it was a conversation at krav, where nobody would be dumb enough to actually try to put you away.
That would have been
so
fun, though, if they'd tried!
But surely the professor has a prerogative to steer students from certain interpretations of a text-- that's kind of their job.
I suppose it depends on if the prof is teaching you how to think, or what to think. In my experience, a prof discouraged bad theses by pointing out why they'd be hard to defend. Instead of saying, "No, you can't even suggest that," they'd probably say, "If you want to argue that Hamlet was a Scientologist, you're going to have to address the fact that Scientology didn't exist when this was written." If the student doesn't, or doesn't do so convincingly, then the student gets a bad grade. All of that is steering.
I don't think a lit prof would allow someone to do a paper about coded messages in a text because, presumably, the student is supposed to demonstrate his knowledge/understanding of literature. You don't need to actually read the work, much less comprehend it, in order to play codebreaker with it. I certainly never had an assignment so open-ended that I could treat the story as irrelevant. The actual purpose of the class is a much bigger issue than whether or not the prof agrees with the thesis.
I
like
both these actors (and have at one time or another considered them sexy), but this is still wrong:
JEREMY PIVEN & ANTHONY ANDERSON HEADLINE SVEDKA VODKA EROTICA READING SERIES
WHAT & WHO: Jeremy Piven and Anthony Anderson perform in the latest chapter of SVEDKA Vodka’s Erotica Reading Series with sizzling performances of their favorite erotica during a private, exclusive and dimly lit evening for their friends and Hollywood insiders. The series brings together celebrities and scenesters from film, television, literature and the arts for a one-of-a-kind foray into the world of erotica and celebrates SVEDKA’s on-going campaign into the world of adult entertainment.
I'm reminded of the worst paper I was ever assigned: Would Romeo and Juliet have made it as a couple had they not, you know, committed suicide.
I still have the paper around here somewhere.