Hey, if you want rights in perpetuity to call me by anything other than my first name, you got to pony up on your side.

You started it.

If you were offering life advice, maybe. But right now, all I'm getting out of the deal is a lifetime of concussions. I can do that to myself just by listening to the news.

What's the fastest way to scan 365,655+ posts for specific words?

Outsource to India.

all I'm getting out of the deal is a lifetime of concussions

I was just going to tap you the once. As for the advice, I was thinking of bringing Allyson.

ION, the omelette perfection I created last weekend seems to have been a one time thing. So far, anyway. Damn.

I hate that. I do a perfect omlette maybe 1 out of 5 times, and every time, I think that I've mastered it.

What's the fastest way to scan 365,655+ posts for specific words?

threadsuck and search in Word.

Don't forget Panda, Baby

Only the dead ones, though.

You guys are reminding me of the fact I was woken up multiple times last night because I was being kicked in the head.

Is ita staying with you?

I was just going to tap you the once. As for the advice, I was thinking of bringing Allyson.

Never mind. I don't want any advice. I'm just going to build a bomb shelter and live in there forever.

Bomb shelters get Sci-Fi Friday, right?

sarameg, I'm sorry you're having a week from hell.

Don't say I didn't offer.

I just saw that Adidas bought Reebok. Huh.

Hey -- how do people store their jewelry? I'm having a hell of a time keeping stuff untangled, and I have the whole top of a lingerie chest where they can roam free, or nest in shot glasses or small platters.

threadsuck and search in Word.

I'n now thinking that grep (a Unix utility) on the threadsucked file would be faster, as it doesn't have to load the whole thing into memory at once.

I bought a plastic thing at the hardware store with a bunch of little places to put things, which works great and was really cheap. I then promptly stopped wearing jewelry again.