I hate pigeons. Maybe eating one will be sorta like looking into the eyes of your enemy as he dies - you get his strength.
Or you get this uncontrollable urge to loiter on sidewalks or tie mail to your foot.
That's disturbing. You're emotionally scarred and will end up badly.
Anya ,'Bring On The Night'
Natter 37: Oddly Enough, We've Had This Conversation Before.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Wolfram - Aug 03, 2005 2:09:42 pm PDT #5529 of 10002
Visilurking
tommyrot - Aug 03, 2005 2:09:50 pm PDT #5530 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
In the interest of full disclosure I should reveal that I made that up.
Oh.
Bitch. I was wondering about the 'smoked' part.
Lee - Aug 03, 2005 2:10:06 pm PDT #5531 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
How much do root canals hurt, and for how long do they keep hurting?
tommyrot - Aug 03, 2005 2:10:55 pm PDT #5532 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Or you get this uncontrollable urge to loiter on sidewalks or tie mail to your foot.
Well as long as I don't get an uncontrollable urge to climb trees and shit on peoples' heads.
brenda m - Aug 03, 2005 2:11:21 pm PDT #5533 of 10002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
I like pigeons. They're survivors.
§ ita § - Aug 03, 2005 2:11:25 pm PDT #5534 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
How much do root canals hurt, and for how long do they keep hurting?
Smoked chicken.
Lee - Aug 03, 2005 2:12:24 pm PDT #5535 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
Smoked chicken.
I'm glad I asked. I was thinking Vienna sausages.
Wolfram - Aug 03, 2005 2:13:24 pm PDT #5536 of 10002
Visilurking
Well as long as I don't get an uncontrollable urge to climb trees and shit on peoples' heads.
Don't eat any monkeys.
tommyrot - Aug 03, 2005 2:14:15 pm PDT #5537 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I like pigeons. They're survivors.
Well can't they go survive someplace else?
For a while, downtown Evanston was having a major pigeon-shit crisis. I saw a cop lecturing an old lady who was feeding them.
§ ita § - Aug 03, 2005 2:15:25 pm PDT #5538 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.