Everything looks good from here... Yes. Yes, this is a fertile land, and we will thrive. We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land.' I think we should call it 'your grave!' Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal! Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh! Now die! Oh, no, God! Oh, dear God in heaven!

Wash ,'Serenity'


The Minearverse 4: Support Group for Clumsy People  

[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.


Tamara - Jan 14, 2006 5:39:54 pm PST #7573 of 10001
You know, we could experiment and cancel football.

Early congrats, Allyson. Should we send more smokes to your mailbox?


Allyson - Jan 14, 2006 5:51:01 pm PST #7574 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

I'm just leaving to buy another carton, now.

I was going to put my bottle of champagne in the fridge to chill, but I don't want to jinx anything. I'll wait until I'm at least halfway through the last essay.


Largo - Jan 14, 2006 6:44:56 pm PST #7575 of 10001

Maybe we should pitch that to FOX.

Not unless these (lesbian) pirates, w/ their monkeys, and their monkeys' finger monkeys, are seizing buried treasure(s) w/ C-list celebrities.

Is Fury's e-mail address at DavidFury.net still active, Allyson? I feel like writing a fan letter.


Tamara - Jan 14, 2006 6:51:48 pm PST #7576 of 10001
You know, we could experiment and cancel football.

I'll check back and toast your success later.


Allyson - Jan 14, 2006 6:53:20 pm PST #7577 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

it's still active, yeah. i forward his stuff to him periodically, filtering out penis enlargement pills and mortgage quotes.


Largo - Jan 14, 2006 6:55:11 pm PST #7578 of 10001

filtering out penis enlargement pills and mortgage quotes.

Well, that tears my letter in half!


Strega - Jan 14, 2006 8:31:49 pm PST #7579 of 10001

There's no chance you emailed it to Johanna, or something?

Heh. No, I just wrote a post here and then reread it and decided that if my brain was firing that randomly it might be bedtime. But on reflection, zombie ponies is an idea worth saving.

the first single feature to score in double digits since The Fashionistas in 2002
I made a reference to Fashionistas in an Angel recap once. Nobody got it. Or maybe nobody admitted to getting it.


Narrator - Jan 15, 2006 6:35:19 am PST #7580 of 10001
The evil is this way?

zombie ponies is an idea worth saving.

... by zombie beagles? Or do the beagles eat the zombies?


Largo - Jan 15, 2006 7:23:53 am PST #7581 of 10001

Zombie-eating beagles are too "safe." Let's mix it up a little. Let's have them dance w/ celebrities, too.


WindSparrow - Jan 15, 2006 10:02:28 am PST #7582 of 10001
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Zombie-eating beagles are too "safe." Let's mix it up a little. Let's have them dance w/ celebrities, too.

How about streamlining this idea: Beagles dancing with Celebrity Zombies, then eating them afterwards. Ooooh! Make it a competition: Only the losers get eaten.