Get up...get up, you stupid piece of... What did you do that for? What's wrong with you? Didn't you hear a word he said? All of you! You think there's someone just going to drop money on you?! Money they could use?! Well, there ain't people like that. There's just people like me.

Jayne ,'Jaynestown'


Buffy and Angel 1: BUFFYNANGLE4EVA!!!!!1!

Is it better the second time around? Or the third? Or tenth? This is the place to come when you have a burning desire to talk about an old episode that was just re-run.


§ ita § - May 11, 2005 8:34:32 pm PDT #695 of 10725
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I have a huge appreciation for Terry, but this is the least sexy I've ever seen him. I dislike Locke, and not in an entrancing way.


Lyra Jane - May 12, 2005 4:04:16 am PDT #696 of 10725
Up with the sun

I have no opinion on Debet's question, but:

else I'll start a FCM: Darla, Dru, Harmony.

F Dru, C Harmony, M Darla. Even if she'd be most likely to kill me eventually, Darla is the only choice who could carry on an intelligent conversation.


Gris - May 12, 2005 4:09:34 am PDT #697 of 10725
Hey. New board.

I am Lyra on the vampire chick mating.


Frankenbuddha - May 12, 2005 4:51:38 am PDT #698 of 10725
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Would anyone NOT chuck Harmony?

But I miss Der Fleidermaus and Sewer Urchin more.

The Civic-Minded Five 4eva!!!!


Fred Pete - May 12, 2005 5:00:39 am PDT #699 of 10725
Ann, that's a ferret.

Would anyone NOT chuck Harmony?

I might go with F Harmony. Mainly because I'd have a better chance of surviving the experience than with Drusilla.


Frankenbuddha - May 12, 2005 5:42:48 am PDT #700 of 10725
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

I might go with F Harmony. Mainly because I'd have a better chance of surviving the experience than with Drusilla.

Yes, but since Harmony's inane pillow talk would probably make my head explode, I may as well go for hotter but crazier.


Jon B. - May 12, 2005 5:52:24 am PDT #701 of 10725
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

"Huh, so THAT'S the face of Rio's nookie-on-tap."

FAQ Girl saw the same documentary prior to meeting him IRL. She says he's much much cuter IRL.


juliana - May 12, 2005 6:05:18 am PDT #702 of 10725
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Would anyone NOT chuck Harmony?

Since girl is amazingly air-headed and probably not that good in bed, I would chuck her.


§ ita § - May 12, 2005 6:40:06 am PDT #703 of 10725
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

But threesome with Charlize Theron!


JohnSweden - May 12, 2005 7:00:50 am PDT #704 of 10725
I can't even.

But threesome with Charlize Theron!

Is that actually on the table, or is it just an abstract possibility, because it would bear thinking about.