Dude, that's just harsh. I hope you got your inner voice blotto and made it watch Queen of the Damned (worst. vampires. ever.) as revenge.

It's so terribly bad, and Aaliyah is so wonderfully mesmerising. Such a tragedy, there. So young and pretty, and I think she would have turned into a very good actress.

Dude, that's just harsh. I hope you got your inner voice blotto and made it watch Queen of the Damned (worst. vampires. ever.) as revenge.

My inner voice got smacked down, I wrote my first (finished) bit of fic, and drank another can or five of Red Bull.

But you can't really go back, not after it's started speaking.

and Aaliyah is so wonderfully mesmerising.

I found her stomach mesmerising, but other than that I think her vamp teeth did more acting than she did. I did really like her in the bits I saw of Romeo must Die though--there was this great scene where she was telling some guy who was sent to protect her to piss off, and it was a bit surreal watching her being so alive on the screen when she's been dead for two years.

So young and pretty, and I think she would have turned into a very good actress.

I don't know, maybe it was the "Keeeeel her for me, Lay-staht" accent she put on, but I didn't think much of her acting at all.

I think that a MST3K style viewing of every episode from our fair Buffistas group would be hilarious. Even if one of us loved it and the rest of us hated it or the other way around. I could be the love most of the time and the lone season 3 non lover.

I don't know, maybe it was the "Keeeeel her for me, Lay-staht" accent she put on, but I didn't think much of her acting at all

it was the accent, I think. *shudder*. Speaking of bad vampire movies, I'm going to see "Underworld" tonight. Wish me luck :)

the voice is like "aren't you glad you quit smoking? hey, have some more ice cream, it fills in those lines around your eyes."

James Marsters: sacrificing his face for the slenderness of his butt. Personally I like big butts, especially when they are attached to nice faces. Although, uh, men get big guts, not butts, right?

Hey, the nice side of this attitude is that cheeseburgers are tantamount to a protest march.

And you know, Harrison Ford got saggy in parts, especially after he cleared 50, and I liked him well enough until he started acting like he was 17. (Watching someone lie badly, especially about something related to his vanity, is excruciating and respect-destroying.)

I'm thinking that I'm going to wait 'til I can netflix "Underworld".

Although, uh, men get big guts, not butts, right?

Um, yes.

To be clear, of course, the voice was telling *me* to have more ice cream. If it had been snarking about JM at that point, it would have been discussing the benefits of botox.

I will state, however, that as I've gained weight since Dead Things, the Ice Cream Anti-Aging plan does *not* actually work.

Sleeping more than 6 hours a night and drinking a liquid other than coffee probably would, but that'd be a radical lifestyle change.