Y'all see the man hanging out of the spaceship with the really big gun? Now I'm not saying you weren't easy to find. It was kinda out of our way, and he didn't want to come in the first place. Man's lookin' to kill some folk. So really it's his will y'all should worry about thwarting.

Mal ,'Safe'


Natter 76: Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Foaminess  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


dcp - Nov 01, 2020 3:07:33 pm PST #28469 of 30019
The more I learn, the more I realize how little I know.

Cards.


flea - Nov 01, 2020 3:34:30 pm PST #28470 of 30019
information libertarian

Why don't my children do their homework?

Relatedly, does anyone want a sweet-tempered, tall, turns 18 in August 2021, assistant/guest/nanny/etc. next year? Working on driving. Cooks. Doesn't do homework.


sj - Nov 01, 2020 3:55:50 pm PST #28471 of 30019
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

flea, I'll take her.


meara - Nov 01, 2020 4:07:44 pm PST #28472 of 30019

I’d show her around Seattle, if she came out here, and I’ll have a guest room!


DavidS - Nov 01, 2020 4:43:52 pm PST #28473 of 30019
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Matilda is crying because her homework assignment is to watch a David Attenborough video, and it's showing animals dying. And that's basically like snuff porn horrible to her.

"Who wants to watch animals dying?!!!"

She had a similar issue with one of her fiction reading assignments. She's a sensitive girl.


sj - Nov 01, 2020 4:45:36 pm PST #28474 of 30019
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Poor, Matilda.


DavidS - Nov 01, 2020 4:45:52 pm PST #28475 of 30019
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Relatedly, does anyone want a sweet-tempered, tall, turns 18 in August 2021, assistant/guest/nanny/etc. next year? Working on driving. Cooks. Doesn't do homework.

Tempting! We might have an extra room by then. Driving NSM an issue in SF. Homework even less so.


DavidS - Nov 01, 2020 4:46:35 pm PST #28476 of 30019
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Poor, Matilda.

Thankfully, it doesn't look like she'll have to dissect a fetal pig any time soon.


Cashmere - Nov 01, 2020 5:01:22 pm PST #28477 of 30019
Now tagless for your comfort.

Relatedly, does anyone want a sweet-tempered, tall, turns 18 in August 2021, assistant/guest/nanny/etc. next year? Working on driving. Cooks. Doesn't do homework.

NOPE! ALL FULL UP HERE!!!!


JenP - Nov 01, 2020 5:28:06 pm PST #28478 of 30019

Wow, this looks great on my phone. Amazing.