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Natter 76: Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Foaminess  

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Jessica - Aug 20, 2020 5:12:14 pm PDT #25124 of 30019
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

We have food year-round AND we flush the toilet whenever we want, like goddamn ROYALTY.

Ok now you're just showing off.

(But also, fomite transmission is not a thing with this virus, letting people use your bathroom is fine as long as they don't lick the doorknob on the way in.)

-t - Aug 20, 2020 5:20:45 pm PDT #25125 of 30019
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Man, my freedom to lick doorknobs has been seriously oppressed for a long time now

sj - Aug 20, 2020 5:28:08 pm PDT #25126 of 30019
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

(But also, fomite transmission is not a thing with this virus, letting people use your bathroom is fine as long as they don't lick the doorknob on the way in.)

I have a 5 year old. I can't guarantee no one is licking doorknobs.

Steph L. - Aug 20, 2020 5:47:16 pm PDT #25127 of 30019
It's actually been a really hard year, when you stop and do the math. Eliot would cry, too, if it didn't take him seventy minutes of therapy, two cocktails, and a Sondheim medley before he can experience a human emotion through the haze of his PTSD.

But also, fomite transmission is not a thing with this virus

That was a big part of my there-is-no-point-to-pooping-in-the-yard discussion I had with my mom. Though the problem is my stepdad, not my mom. He's a very smart man, but he's reacting out of fear, and that's a hard thing to get past.

But I would stop licking doorknobs if it meant I didn't have to poop in the yard.

Scrappy - Aug 20, 2020 5:51:14 pm PDT #25128 of 30019
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

If you're watching the convention, tell me how Biden's speech goes. I'm too nervous to watch.

Steph L. - Aug 20, 2020 6:06:24 pm PDT #25129 of 30019
It's actually been a really hard year, when you stop and do the math. Eliot would cry, too, if it didn't take him seventy minutes of therapy, two cocktails, and a Sondheim medley before he can experience a human emotion through the haze of his PTSD.

One of my friends just texted me "Biden is [3 fire emojis]," because I'm not watching, either. So -- 3 fire emojis seems pretty good.

Scrappy - Aug 20, 2020 6:07:18 pm PDT #25130 of 30019
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Fingers crossed.

Gudanov - Aug 20, 2020 6:14:30 pm PDT #25131 of 30019
Coding and Sleeping

Twitter seems pretty impressed.

Topic!Cindy - Aug 20, 2020 7:03:00 pm PDT #25132 of 30019
What is even happening?

The peeing in the bathroom wouldn't be a problem. The pooping is (possibly) a problem, because the virus has been found in feces, and the theory is that flushing can aerosolize it.

So, I wouldn't make someone pee in my yard, because what's the point. I wouldn't make someone poop in my yard, because OMG.

I would ask them to spray Lysol before and after, and to close the lid before flushing, and I'd ask them to open the window. Okay, I'd want to. I probably wouldn't.

Shut up. I'm not in Howard Hughest territory, Teppy. My nails aren't nearly long enough.

Steph L. - Aug 20, 2020 7:04:15 pm PDT #25133 of 30019
It's actually been a really hard year, when you stop and do the math. Eliot would cry, too, if it didn't take him seventy minutes of therapy, two cocktails, and a Sondheim medley before he can experience a human emotion through the haze of his PTSD.

Cindy, I solemnly swear that I will never poop in your yard.

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