I don't give a good gorram about relevant, Wash. Or objective. And I ain't so afraid of losing something that I ain't gonna try to have it. You and I would make one beautiful baby. And I want to meet that child one day. Period.

Zoe ,'Heart Of Gold'


Spike's Bitches 49: As usual, I'm here to help you, and I... are you naked under there?

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sj - May 18, 2026 7:35:41 pm PDT #8301 of 8303
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Since there used to be a good amount of fashion in this thread, and I don’t want to interrupt the heaviness in Natter right now, does anyone have a suggestion for a Marie Antoinette costume for ltc? She needs it for her schools wax museum presentation since that is who she picked. She in a woman’s Small/Medium.


DavidS - May 18, 2026 8:16:04 pm PDT #8302 of 8303
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

This one is on sale: [link]

This one is cheaper and fancier: [link]


sj - May 18, 2026 8:30:34 pm PDT #8303 of 8303
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Thanks, David. Kid sizes aren’t going to fit her. She needs a Misses or Juniors Medium. She’s taller than me now, which I know isn’t much of a feat but she’s only 10!


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