Reavers ain't men. Or they forgot how to be. Now they're just nothing. They got out to the edge of the galaxy, to that place of nothing, and that's what they became.

Mal ,'Bushwhacked'


Spike's Bitches 49: As usual, I'm here to help you, and I... are you naked under there?

Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Steph L. - Oct 26, 2019 9:04:54 am PDT #6440 of 8274
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

If you get one that plugs in, you never have this problem. Plus, they last forever. Seriously.


Amy - Oct 26, 2019 11:20:16 am PDT #6441 of 8274
Because books.

Oooh, a thought. I like it.


Zenkitty - Oct 26, 2019 2:07:50 pm PDT #6442 of 8274
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

If you do, get one with a long cord. Don't ask me why.


DavidS - Oct 26, 2019 8:30:21 pm PDT #6443 of 8274
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I have a great vibrator, but there's this little cap you unscrew to change the batteries, and it is STUCK. Like, seriously-I-have-tried-everything stuck.

I'm going to recommend you use one of those jar openers, or an adjustable lockjaw wrench. Either should give you enough grip to loosen it.

OR get a new fancier one with extra settings with a long cord.


Scrappy - Oct 27, 2019 10:40:35 am PDT #6444 of 8274
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

This is the kind of problem that Bitches was MADE for.


erikaj - Oct 27, 2019 1:59:04 pm PDT #6445 of 8274
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-

wrod. Wish somebody here lived in my area, cause there are some kinds of fun I can't have with my mom, companions though we mostly are.


Beverly - Oct 27, 2019 2:10:36 pm PDT #6446 of 8274
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

Oh geez--Amy, NOT erika, sorry--I'ma recommend the plier-type nutcracker. I know, snicker, but hold on. It's a perfectly cromulent tool, I keep one in the silverware drawer to open bottle caps because my weak little grip needs help. They work a treat for anything up to a 1.5 inch diameter and give great grip and leverage. Without it I'd never drink soda again.


erikaj - Oct 27, 2019 3:25:24 pm PDT #6447 of 8274
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-

totally!


Vortex - Oct 27, 2019 4:15:06 pm PDT #6448 of 8274
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

So, I ended up having one of the ladies from housekeeping zip me up. I heard female voices in the corridor, so I popped out and asked for a favor. Of course, it zipped right up for her.

And when I left the reception, I had one of my friends unzip it about halfway and threw my wrap around my shoulders.

Teamwork makes the dream work!


-t - Oct 27, 2019 4:54:22 pm PDT #6449 of 8274
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Yay!