We're not gonna die. We can't die, Bendis. You know why? Because we are so very pretty. We are just too pretty for God to let us die.

Mal ,'Serenity'


Spike's Bitches 49: As usual, I'm here to help you, and I... are you naked under there?

Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Topic!Cindy - Jul 16, 2018 5:53:14 pm PDT #4122 of 8316
What is even happening?

Good for you, and that's what I was thinking -- not that you would make it worse, but that she knows how to get to you, whereas the baby sitter can more easily disengage emotionally.

I hope you have a good night, sj.


Amy - Jul 16, 2018 5:56:26 pm PDT #4123 of 8316
Because books.

I remember four as lovely, if that helps.

::distributes chocolate and booze for the meantime::


Topic!Cindy - Jul 16, 2018 5:59:14 pm PDT #4124 of 8316
What is even happening?

Me too.

(Well, I have no chocolate and no booze, but I thought four was generally fantastic. I hope it's so for you too, sj.)


sj - Jul 16, 2018 6:42:50 pm PDT #4125 of 8316
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

I like 4 year olds. They can be reasoned with a bit more. Things aren't going ltc's way it's just automatic meltdown. It's exhausting. I'm not sleeping right now because I'm having terrible sciatica pain, which has been going on for a least a week now.


erikaj - Jul 17, 2018 2:04:12 pm PDT #4126 of 8316
"Somewhere in this building is our talent." Toby Ziegler, my spirit animal

Better than expected dental cleaning. Guess the Sonicare(AKA Like The El Train, but It Makes You Spit) is worth the money and effort. Good to know.ETA: I would have kid in a second if one could start from four on, somehow. Though I'm not sure how one would deliver that.


Zenkitty - Jul 18, 2018 5:18:40 am PDT #4127 of 8316
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

I'm on a work conference call, listening to a presentation on essential oils. We're in electrical engineering.

Why


meara - Jul 18, 2018 6:43:02 am PDT #4128 of 8316

What. Why, Zen?!? Is it one of those MLm things?


Connie Neil - Jul 18, 2018 7:09:44 am PDT #4129 of 8316
brillig

It's probably something under the guise of employee development and improving quality of life. I bet it's sponsored by the oil pushers.


Maria - Jul 18, 2018 7:15:43 am PDT #4130 of 8316
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

Ugh, zen. That is absolutely not cool. What a waste of time.


lisah - Jul 18, 2018 7:40:45 am PDT #4131 of 8316
Punishingly Intricate

That is absolutely not cool. What a waste of time.

Yeah, that's definitely worth a strongly worded complaint to HR. I did when my old company brought a freaking chiropractor in to give a presentation.