Jayne: Yeah, that was some pretty risky sittin' you did there. Wash: That's right, of course, 'cause they wouldn't arrest me if we got boarded, I'm just the pilot. I can always say I was flying the ship by accident.

'Serenity'


Spike's Bitches 49: As usual, I'm here to help you, and I... are you naked under there?

Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Steph L. - Feb 20, 2018 11:42:06 am PST #3381 of 8329
That which does not kill you should RUN

Awesome Doctor is calling in steroids, and said if they don't help, then he wants to see me.

Here come the munchies!


Zenkitty - Feb 20, 2018 12:39:51 pm PST #3382 of 8329
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

May everyone's misery be soothed! In the most appropriate manner. Except for Atropa, who deserves to become a Firestarter, which isn't appropriate but would be funny.


Connie Neil - Feb 20, 2018 12:40:28 pm PST #3383 of 8329
brillig

There are reasons she's not allowed a flamethrower.


billytea - Feb 20, 2018 12:42:52 pm PST #3384 of 8329
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

There are reasons she's not allowed a flamethrower.

She's being kept down by The Man. The Burning Man.


Connie Neil - Feb 20, 2018 1:36:02 pm PST #3385 of 8329
brillig

God, I love you, bt.


billytea - Feb 20, 2018 1:36:43 pm PST #3386 of 8329
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Well, you're only human.


Atropa - Feb 20, 2018 1:54:34 pm PST #3387 of 8329
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Again I will point out that I have never accidentally set anything or anyone on fire.


Connie Neil - Feb 20, 2018 2:01:54 pm PST #3388 of 8329
brillig

I think the word everyone is focusing on is "accidentally" and not being reassured.


EpicTangent - Feb 20, 2018 2:35:09 pm PST #3389 of 8329
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

I think the word everyone is focusing on is "accidentally" and not being reassured.

Just so long as we remain the "Us" in her "Us & Them", we should be fine. Right, Atropa? Nice Atropa. Pretty Atropa. Atropa that we are wise enough to stay on the good side of.


Connie Neil - Feb 20, 2018 2:52:05 pm PST #3390 of 8329
brillig

And stay out of the line of sight between her and any Atropa-fonts.