On my seventh birthday, I wanted a toy fire truck, and I didn't get it, and you were real nice about it, and then the house next door burnt down, and then real firetrucks came, and for years I thought you set the fire for me. And if you did, you can tell me!

Xander ,'Same Time, Same Place'


Spike's Bitches 49: As usual, I'm here to help you, and I... are you naked under there?

Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


EpicTangent - Jan 05, 2018 4:03:08 pm PST #2979 of 8274
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

Oh, ugh, that would make me tense too, askye, I hate conflict, even on my TV. Do you have good headphones at least?


askye - Jan 05, 2018 5:11:42 pm PST #2980 of 8274
Thrive to spite them

I have earbuds somewhere. She's switched to just home improvement. If it will warm up I can go to the basement and play games or watch streaming video on my xboc. But it's only too cold right now.


erikaj - Jan 07, 2018 8:01:31 am PST #2981 of 8274
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-

Can I get some -ma for my brother, in home project purgatory? Also, for the guy doing the work, who is a kind man who 1. Never catches a break 2. Can't time-manage his way out of a paper bag, despite all his awesome repair skills.


Laura - Jan 07, 2018 8:06:05 am PST #2982 of 8274
Our wings are not tired.

Ah, yes. ~ma for home project purgatory being sent. I am familiar with that place.


erikaj - Jan 07, 2018 8:25:04 am PST #2983 of 8274
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-

I think everyone is, Laura. My brother gets so intense about stuff, too, though--it's not helping. Thanks.


WindSparrow - Jan 07, 2018 3:44:47 pm PST #2984 of 8274
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Poor guy, poor brother of erika. ~ma for them.


erikaj - Jan 08, 2018 8:07:56 am PST #2985 of 8274
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-

yeah, this dude needs a border collie to herd him into place, but mom went to see the work and it looks pretty good so far.


Hil R. - Jan 08, 2018 8:12:11 pm PST #2986 of 8274
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Lots of pain and having an anxiety attack and this is a bad combination.


Karl - Jan 08, 2018 9:02:16 pm PST #2987 of 8274
I adore all you motherfuckers so much -- PMM.

Oh, Hil. All my ~ma is belong to you.


Laura - Jan 09, 2018 3:36:25 am PST #2988 of 8274
Our wings are not tired.

Oh Hil, I do hope you were able to get to sleep and that today is a much better day.