Get up...get up, you stupid piece of... What did you do that for? What's wrong with you? Didn't you hear a word he said? All of you! You think there's someone just going to drop money on you?! Money they could use?! Well, there ain't people like that. There's just people like me.

Jayne ,'Jaynestown'


Natter 75: More Than a Million Natters Served  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


lisah - Feb 02, 2017 4:20:33 am PST #6620 of 30002
Punishingly Intricate

Good luck with the surgery, Susan!


-t - Feb 02, 2017 5:12:51 am PST #6621 of 30002
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

~ma, Susan!

((Pix))


Matt the Bruins fan - Feb 02, 2017 6:15:22 am PST #6622 of 30002
You have to remember that being a 5-time Olympic medalist means Hilary Knight has been playing hockey at an elite level at least 16 years. It's impossible for her to be a teenage girl less than 16 years old, thus the President's complete lack of interest.

Good luck, Susan!

The hospital we use is Catholic Church owned, and there's a big cemetery across the street from its cardiac care wing. I always thought it was ironic to look out from the sun room and see smokers who couldn't light up inside congregated on the sidewalk in front of it. Sort of a "get used to the view!" type moment.


meara - Feb 02, 2017 6:18:00 am PST #6623 of 30002

Ugh. I have been sleeping terrible and having weird dreams and I think I am desperately in need of a new mattress. But going and getting one and dealing with getting rid of my current one seems like such a pain.


Connie Neil - Feb 02, 2017 6:34:31 am PST #6624 of 30002
brillig

There is a slight gap between my refrigerator and the end of the kitchen counter. Last night I dropped a piece of cheese into that gap and glared at it, because no way I could reach it with fingers or chopsticks or whatnot. I glared around my apartment for a moment, then went over and picked up one of my smaller swords. It reached beautifully, and I stabbed the offending piece of cheese and removed it. I may have waved it in the air triumphantly for a little bit.


Gudanov - Feb 02, 2017 6:35:59 am PST #6625 of 30002
Coding and Sleeping

Obviously this means I need to buy a sword. You know, for practical reasons.


Steph L. - Feb 02, 2017 6:46:46 am PST #6626 of 30002
That which does not kill you should RUN

I glared around my apartment for a moment, then went over and picked up one of my smaller swords. It reached beautifully, and I stabbed the offending piece of cheese and removed it. I may have waved it in the air triumphantly for a little bit.

This is GLORIOUS. You may have made my day with this story.


Connie Neil - Feb 02, 2017 6:47:05 am PST #6627 of 30002
brillig

Really, it's just a tool for those moments when you want to poke something just out of reach. It also works on the TV power button.


Zenkitty - Feb 02, 2017 7:00:25 am PST #6628 of 30002
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

I often want to poke things that are just out of reach. Starting to be sad I sold all my swords.


Connie Neil - Feb 02, 2017 7:10:05 am PST #6629 of 30002
brillig

I still have my two-handed bastard sword, called Present, which was a Christmas present from my beloved thirty years ago, and I have Sting hanging on the end of a book case. The sword I used for the cheese is a battered Knights of Columbus ceremonial sword I found in a thrift store.