I'm a vision of hotliness, and how weird is that? Mystical comas. You know, if you can stand the horror of a higher power hijacking your mind and body so that it can give birth to itself, I really recommend 'em.

Cordelia ,'You're Welcome'


Natter 75: More Than a Million Natters Served  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


-t - Oct 23, 2017 4:38:42 am PDT #18041 of 30002
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Certainly one possibility. My first thought was porn.

I get to learn how to light the pilot light on my water heater before my shower today. Yay new skills.


-t - Oct 23, 2017 4:44:34 am PDT #18042 of 30002
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

If my house explodes, please lie to my insurance companies.


Laura - Oct 23, 2017 5:10:22 am PDT #18043 of 30002
This too shall pass.

-t was on the phone with me talking about charitable works far away from the water heater when the house exploded.


-t - Oct 23, 2017 5:16:18 am PDT #18044 of 30002
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

House is not exploded. Gas is apparently off, no idea why. So that's fun.


DavidS - Oct 23, 2017 5:48:07 am PDT #18045 of 30002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

House is not exploded. Gas is apparently off, no idea why. So that's fun.

Cold showers for you, missy!


-t - Oct 23, 2017 6:27:10 am PDT #18046 of 30002
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Maybe this will get me to go to the gym!


Tom Scola - Oct 23, 2017 7:32:13 am PDT #18047 of 30002
Where do you come from? Where do you go? What is your scene, baby? We just gotta know.

For £36 a night, book-lovers can run a seaside bookshop in Scotland


shrift - Oct 23, 2017 7:35:46 am PDT #18048 of 30002
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Can you be allergic to mulch? Because I woke up feeling like death yesterday after helping move a giant pile of mulch in Golden Gate Park on Saturday morning. I'm still feeling crappy, so I'm working from home today.

-t, can you check to see if they've turned off the gas in your neighborhood for some reason?


Steph L. - Oct 23, 2017 7:40:30 am PDT #18049 of 30002
It's actually been a really hard year, when you stop and do the math. Eliot would cry, too, if it didn't take him seventy minutes of therapy, two cocktails, and a Sondheim medley before he can experience a human emotion through the haze of his PTSD.

Can you be allergic to mulch? Because I woke up feeling like death yesterday after helping move a giant pile of mulch in Golden Gate Park on Saturday morning.

Are you allergic to mold? Mulch can harbor mold spores if it's not totally dry.


shrift - Oct 23, 2017 7:44:20 am PDT #18050 of 30002
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Well, the mulch was steaming, so it definitely wasn't dry. And I am allergic to mold, so I think I have my answer.