No. You're missing the point. The design of the thing is functional. The plan is not to shoot you. The plan is to get the girl. If there's no girl, then the plan, well, is like the room.

Early ,'Objects In Space'


Natter 75: More Than a Million Natters Served  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


amyth - Sep 13, 2017 3:00:32 pm PDT #16594 of 30002
And none of us deserving the cruelty or the grace -- Leonard Cohen

You should just yell, "STEP UP YOUR GAME!" and see what happens.


Jesse - Sep 13, 2017 3:06:36 pm PDT #16595 of 30002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Luckily, it is just texting. I also don't know why he's not asking to meet! That's not how this works. That's not now any of this works.


shrift - Sep 13, 2017 3:21:19 pm PDT #16596 of 30002
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Man does not recognize his own mediocrity and interchangeability with other generic men, news at 11!


Jesse - Sep 13, 2017 3:23:04 pm PDT #16597 of 30002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I think it might actually be a robot and not a human person.


shrift - Sep 13, 2017 3:24:57 pm PDT #16598 of 30002
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Ooh. Try to trick him into saying, "Bleep blorp."


Jesse - Sep 13, 2017 3:37:44 pm PDT #16599 of 30002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

That would be so amazing!


Sophia Brooks - Sep 13, 2017 3:38:00 pm PDT #16600 of 30002
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

Oh, dear, Jesse. This is why I have not dated in about 15 years. But also if I really felt the need for that kind of companionship, I probably would chance it! So good luck to you!


amych - Sep 13, 2017 3:38:27 pm PDT #16601 of 30002
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

I TOO LIKE WALKS ON THE BEACH AND PARTNERS WITH A SENSE OF HUMOR FZZZZBT BZZPFGLGL 001000011


billytea - Sep 13, 2017 4:16:24 pm PDT #16602 of 30002
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

YES I LIKE PINA COLADAS BUT GETTING CAUGHT IN THE RAIN WILL CAUSE EXTENSIVE DAMAGE TO MY CIRCUITRY I MEAN TO MY HUMAN HAIRSTYLE


Jesse - Sep 13, 2017 4:18:40 pm PDT #16603 of 30002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Isn't it delightful how we are both human people??