It's called a blaster, Will, a word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgasmater, I'd be the first to try your basic button press approach.

Xander ,'Get It Done'


Natter 75: More Than a Million Natters Served  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Sheryl - May 14, 2017 9:45:27 am PDT #11369 of 30002
Fandom means never having to say "But where would I wear that?"

Timelies all!

Happy Mothers Day to all Buffista moms and mother figures. Me, I'd like some me time, but that ain't happening any time soon.


Tom Scola - May 14, 2017 10:27:51 am PDT #11370 of 30002
Where do you come from? Where do you go? What is your scene, baby? We just gotta know.

Ugh. Someone just spent $700 on sneakers on my debit card.


-t - May 14, 2017 10:55:25 am PDT #11371 of 30002
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Oh no! Hope it is easily straightened out, Tom.

I wish you unexpected you time, Sheryl.

Have brunched and artisan fair'd and consignment shopped. Time for a short rest and wardrobe change before tackling the front yard.


Jesse - May 14, 2017 11:34:31 am PDT #11372 of 30002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I also went to an artisan fair! And thought I might buy an art piece for a friend, until I learned it was $100. I thought it was "just" a print, but not really! And then went to see the building the nonprofit whose board I'm on is trying to buy, so that was fun.


aurelia - May 14, 2017 12:35:56 pm PDT #11373 of 30002
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

I haven't accomplished a lot but I did all the laundry Fri night and I washed windows yesterday. The world outside looks so pretty from my living room now. I need to do the bedroom windows, too, but there was a large spider residing in one of them and I chose not to disturb it. More cleaning to do...


askye - May 14, 2017 12:42:13 pm PDT #11374 of 30002
Thrive to spite them

I made Mother's Day lunch for Mom, me ,brother and nephew. Was vegetarian and I did a really good job on a recipe I winged. We had stuffed peppers and I found one recipe but I used it as guide. The peppers had navy beans, rice, spinach, cheese, various dried herbs, basil, lemon, then sauteed squash , homemade bread and salad.

Tonight I'm making steaks for mom. And potatoes and I just realized I should have put them in 40 mins ago..oops


Laura - May 14, 2017 1:23:33 pm PDT #11375 of 30002
This too shall pass.

The stuffed peppers sound great.

I've caught up reading and nodding my head, but my brain to finger capability seems diminished today so I am going to read more and type less. Tired! 5K this morning was fun, but the humidity was 90%! It was only 75F, but the air was thick. So I napped when I got home.


-t - May 14, 2017 1:37:30 pm PDT #11376 of 30002
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I spent an hour or so weeding, sat down for a minute to rest, and now I am catted.


meara - May 14, 2017 1:44:57 pm PDT #11377 of 30002

! 5K this morning was fun, but the humidity was 90%! It was only 75F, but the air was thick. So I napped when I got home.

This is why I don't plan to run outdoors when I'm in Florida. Ew. It was 45 yesterday for our long run.


Laura - May 14, 2017 1:54:30 pm PDT #11378 of 30002
This too shall pass.

Indeed, meara. When you are here leisurely strolls along the windy beach is as much hoofing as you can expect to do, outside.