I'm pretty sure I would stay home, having avoided every sports celebration in places where I've lived, but that's just me!
I am so tired of getting home at 9! Or, tired from getting home at 9. Tomorrow it's just voting, and then another Fun Event on Wednesday, but after that I should be able to go to bed by 7. Or, you know, 10.
Apparently this is my day for being the victim of stupid. I just discovered that my health insurance company has been sending my automatic payments back to the bank because "payee was unable to locate account." Unable to locate the account of a person with a unique name who has been a customer for 16 years? I discovered this when I investigated why Kaiser said my account was going to be terminated. This has been on autopay for years. Why?
Good god, Ginger! That's mind boggling and enraging. How the fuck does that happen?
So much whiskey tango foxtrot, Ginger.
This has been on autopay for years. Why?
This is the stupidest Why Won't You Take My Money?! problem I've heard recently. Oh, my god, Kaiser! Take Ginger's money!
Two out of my three dinner options contain kale. I had a kale salad for lunch. What achievement do I unlock if I eat kale for every meal today?
Kale overdose?
I read a review of the restaurant I went to yesterday that complained that the kale in the kale salad was raw. Huh?
What achievement do I unlock if I eat kale for every meal today?
If we actually get a vote on the matter, I say superpowers.
Also, sooper seekrit shrift message:
Don't forget to vote tomorrow!
It's a superfood, right? So, yeah, superpowers seems like the natural expectation.
Ugh Ginger!
That's as screwy as when our homeowners insurance got canceled on account of our mortgage company had failed to pay it despite taking out money for an escrow account all year. But then 3 months later we got a letter from the same homeowners insurance assuring us we had been enrolled again for the following year. Leading us to a massive WTF moment and the impetus needed to get us to apply for a new hoe loan.