I'm 17. Looking at linoleum makes me want to have sex.

Xander ,'First Date'


Natter 74: Ready or Not  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


sj - Mar 01, 2016 4:57:44 pm PST #16550 of 30003
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

MA went for Trump. I do not understand.


Liese S. - Mar 01, 2016 4:57:48 pm PST #16551 of 30003
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

The SO is home from tour! Yay! I explained to him about the defective cookie box and he just laughed, which I'm pretty sure means, go ahead and eat the other sleeve while I'm lying in bed sick. (He brought home a cold. Woe.)

Meanwhile, I have arrived home and promptly broken out in hives. I genuinely am allergic to where I live. Someone please explain to me why I should not just turn back around and move to LA. It's so awful when I can see the female cedars turn colors all threatening. And they release their spores all at once, so it's totally a bombing. I consider it downright hostile. I have never had allergies before my entire life, before last year.


Burrell - Mar 01, 2016 5:59:26 pm PST #16552 of 30003
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

You know we'd welcome you with open arms, Liese


SuziQ - Mar 01, 2016 6:01:25 pm PST #16553 of 30003
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Colorado tree sex is already killing my lungs this year.

So, I survived my first caucus. Our precinct was a mess, the precinct captain was a bitter old woman who answered any question with "it doesn't really matter". I ended up precinct chair and am an alternate delegate.


Kat - Mar 01, 2016 6:10:58 pm PST #16554 of 30003
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

I wonder if I can convince the SO that this box of Girl Scout Cookies from Gracie only came with one sleeve of Thin Mints? I think it's defective. Possibly the only solution to this is to eat the other sleeve of Thin Mints and pretend I only bought one box. But that would be contrary to my nature and he knows this. So, hmm...

HAHAHAHAH!

The power of the cookie!


Kat - Mar 01, 2016 6:11:22 pm PST #16555 of 30003
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Colorado tree sex is already killing my lungs this year.

The orange blossom trees are killing me.


-t - Mar 01, 2016 6:25:23 pm PST #16556 of 30003
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Every year I wonder why I live in the middle an enormous nut-producing region. It's pretty dumb. But, hey, it's only bad in the spring. And fall. And warmer parts of wintertime.

I do wish I had cookies. I'm kind of craving apple pie right now, but I would take a cookie.

Suzi, do you ever do anything without finding yourself i a leadership position? I don't understand caucuses in the least despite various media attempts to explain them, but go you for wading in and getting through!

MA went for Trump. I do not understand.

I would bet that MA GOP are disaffected as hell.


WindSparrow - Mar 01, 2016 6:27:33 pm PST #16557 of 30003
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

I wonder if I can convince the SO that this box of Girl Scout Cookies from Gracie only came with one sleeve of Thin Mints? I think it's defective. Possibly the only solution to this is to eat the other sleeve of Thin Mints and pretend I only bought one box. But that would be contrary to my nature and he knows this. So, hmm...

Hand SO the single sleeve and say, "I saved these for you. That I saved this many for you is a testament to how much I love you." That's what I say to Daniel.

We caucused. It was the first time either of us had ever done such a thing. Even so, Daniel ended up as our precinct caucus chair and he volunteered to go as a delegate to the county convention thingy. We both submitted resolutions to be considered for the party platform.


-t - Mar 01, 2016 6:29:17 pm PST #16558 of 30003
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Go you and DCJ, too!


Burrell - Mar 01, 2016 7:38:58 pm PST #16559 of 30003
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Go Suzi and Andi and DCJ rocking your civic duty!