It's just when you're across the table from someone and they are having a conversation with the person next to them things are overheard that I didn't really want to know.
Fair enough. Those are the times I realize I need a refill/need to go to the bathroom/find someone I know will talk about their dogs for hours. (Pets, man. They're the great equalizer. You can divert virtually any conversation with "So, do you have any pictures of your dog/cat/heffalump?")
my ladyparts are not magical
Gateway to Narnia, yo.
Pushing aside the fur coats and everything? If there's a lamppost in there, I don't want to know. Though it might work as a reading light.
And then
Dang it, I forgot to turn my desktop crockpot on.
Wow, that IS magical. And so handy!
I love you all and you spicy magical brains!
I'm on a plane!!!!
Wow, that IS magical. And so handy!
If it was magical it would be able to turn itself on as needed.
Deliberately leaving that context ambiguous because it amuses me.
If it was magical it would be able to turn itself on as needed.
Wifi-enabled crockpots that you could turn on remotely would be AWESOME. (I won't always work from home [probably], so I think about these things.)
Daaaaaang. Truly, we live in a golden age.
If it was magical it would be able to turn itself on as needed.
I was thinking about lampposts, and immediately went to a refrigerator door place, then thought how handy an automatic light Down There could be. Like landing lights at the airport.
A lighted pop-up mirror would be even more useful.