Do you also have a renegade faction that thinks it would be a GREAT idea to fill an Amazon box with poop and then leave it unattended on a porch? ISTG, they are just ASKING to be shot.

If their poop fills an Amazon box, they have bigger problems than who's stealing their mail.

Do you also have a renegade faction that thinks it would be a GREAT idea to fill an Amazon box with poop and then leave it unattended on a porch?

Raises hand

You should see our neighborhood associations Facebook page. "Panic! There's a black guy standing around doing nothing! Should I call the police?"

Oh yeah, that's my friendneighbor Brian. I love him dearly and can count on him for anything, but he is an Angry White Man of a Certain Age on the site. Siiiiigh. Eta: in response to the poop box commentary.

Otoh, the site also got some vulnerable folks dug out, crews to streets neglected completely, animals rescued, tools leant. And lots of thank you posts. Our neighborhood is relatively tame and cordial for being so active. Occasionally I venture into nearby hoods..and then want to shoot myself or them.

Otoh, the site also got some vulnerable folks dug out, crews to streets neglected completely, animals rescued, tools leant.

Yeah, ours is really useful for things like "Are These Your Ducks?" and "Gunshots on [Street Name]???" or "Does Anyone Within Walking Distance of [Street Name] Have Yeast I Can Borrow?"

We do get stuff done, but there's also contentious arguments over things like Amazon Poop Boxes.

We do get stuff done, but there's also contentious arguments over things like Amazon Poop Boxes.

This is quite possibly the best argument I've yet heard against Amazon using drones.

Yup. And I'm arguing that delivery folks shouldn't have to wait for you to answer the door on drop shipments and getting pushback. Really??!! That's what no sig required IS ALL ABOUT. Pay more (or not, for some purchases, seller is eating that cost) for the guy to wait for you if yer actually home.

Yes, pita, I get it. Which is why I reroute valued shit to alternate sites offered by the damned companies.

So many dumb people.

We, too, appear to live in the same Nextdoor neighborhood.

I barely check our Nextdoor because the crazy burns.

cabin fever defeats cold water

Worst Roshambo EVER.

I still get a little panicky when the fridge light goes out. Dude, the fridge light is a damn constant--if it's not working, what's next? Is the world ending?

Yes, I can survive without flush toilets and running water, but man, don't take my fridge light away. Power's out? Okay then, I just won't open the door till it's back on, and the world makes sense again.

I'll be okay.