The final indignity of my travel shenanigans was when I arrived home late last night to discover the elevator was down for maintenance, so I had to haul all my luggage, including a 45lb suitcase, up to the third floor.
In hindsight, I probably could have found a working elevator somewhere else in the building complex, but I was just fueled by exhaustion and rage at that point.
New Year's Steve - or Chris - would be good. Unfortunately, most often it's a New Year's Crisis.
New Years Adam and New Years steve!
Exactly what I was thinking! God didn't make New Year's Chris, people!
Chris' for every other day of the year.
Definitely Chrises would be good for Now Where Did I Put My Towel? Day.
Crisis Chrises. Because when you are in crisis, a Chris could be comforting. Towels optional.
BTW, not to worry, I found a task that will keep m busy for a while.
But I also have cookies.
So the Crisis Chris will be there after you've over-endulged with your New Year's Eve Steve?
Or it's only time for New Year's Eve Steve because we've already had fun with our Christmas Chrises.
Are you people very stoned?
Carry on.
I didn't get a Christmas Chris. Did I get on a naughty list? Or, really, did I get kicked off the naughty list? I am Chris-less.