I did not pee on my coworkers, FTR.
But they were just as happy as if you did!
Right? That's how metaphors work, right?
Jonathan ,'Lies My Parents Told Me'
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I did not pee on my coworkers, FTR.
But they were just as happy as if you did!
Right? That's how metaphors work, right?
EXACTLY.
I just got off the phone with Doug and Bob Mackenzie (a pair of guys in northern Illinois). The accent was dead on, and I very nearly said Good Day to them.
Just got back from taking all the toys the office collected to Children's Hospital. It made me so happy to do so. The staff there was so nice and thankful, even though I'm sure they get a ton of donations this time of year.
Then I got back to work to find that both Deidrich Bader and Laraine Newman favorited a tweet of mine. Clearly, I am now a nationally known bon vivant.
Help me, hivemind. Do I want to eat at Red Lobster tonight, or get sushi?
Why is that a question?
Timelies all!
Taking tomorrow off, as we're flying to FL to see my folks. (The flight isn't until 5 pm, but why push things?) Have to pack.
Sometimes I'm just in the mood for Red Lobster. But I vote sushi.
Well, fuck, people are leaving early just no one told me. And excel just crashed possibly losing all my work from the day so I need to stay and recover files anyway. Gah.
Clearly, I am now a nationally known bon vivant.
That's been true for years!
Well, fuck, people are leaving early just no one told me.
This is why I went to talk to my colleague about letting his people go! (Not like Moses.) It sucks to realize that other people are leaving when you are a rule-follower who wants to be dismissed! Speaking from experience....
Why is that a question?
Because I'm a lot likelier to go to the sushi place down the block for lunch Saturday than across town to Red Lobster, and they have a promotion I want to get in on before it ends around New Year's.
Edit: I think I've talked myself into going out for lobster tonight before my sense of fiscal responsibility can kick in regarding bonus money.