You do well to flee, townspeople! I will pillage your lands and dwellings! I will burn your crops and make merry sport with your more attractive daughters! Ha ha ha! Mark my words! Ooh! Ale! I smell delicious ale!

Olaf the Troll ,'Showtime'


Natter 74: Ready or Not  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Calli - Dec 12, 2015 2:11:09 am PST #11319 of 30003
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Job~ma to your brother, Consuela. I hope he ends up in a position he likes.

Woot! Yay new tats!


Jesse - Dec 12, 2015 2:32:10 am PST #11320 of 30003
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I'm in an Uber, and the driver is deaf! He liked that I knew the sign for (terminal) A, but it's a good thing they only have the first few letters of the alphabet!


sarameg - Dec 12, 2015 4:37:27 am PST #11321 of 30003

Market done. Eating empanadas, mobbed by cats. Then shopping.

I'd really rather nap.


Burrell - Dec 12, 2015 5:48:56 am PST #11322 of 30003
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Thanks, shrift

And I'm sorry, because the interview process is kind of terrible.

yeah, the fact that it began on a Friday, late afternoon, for one thing!

Your day sounds wonderfully productive sarameg. Mine so far has involved only coffee, laundry, dishes, and listening to my daughter whine about having to get up. That last part is pretty funny. Oh wait! I forgot the best part: kitty snuggles. Luna always likes to start the day with purrs and cuddles. It's incredibly gratifying to have someone that happy to see me in the morning.


SuziQ - Dec 12, 2015 5:58:13 am PST #11323 of 30003
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

My morning started early st the stables, training new volunteers. It just stayed snowing.


Laura - Dec 12, 2015 6:28:05 am PST #11324 of 30003
Our wings are not tired.

Working and looking at my Christmas tree. We bought it last night but I don't think it drank enough water overnight so I want to take it outside and cut off another inch from the bottom. It should be soaking up more water.

But I am continuing to work instead because sitting at the computer is less effort.


Sheryl - Dec 12, 2015 6:32:13 am PST #11325 of 30003
Fandom means never having to say "But where would I wear that?"

Timelies all!

Tried to feed rice cereal to the little guy. More on him than in him, but that's normal for a first feeding.


Hil R. - Dec 12, 2015 9:05:30 am PST #11326 of 30003
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I'm in an Uber, and the driver is deaf! He liked that I knew the sign for (terminal) A, but it's a good thing they only have the first few letters of the alphabet!

I was reading a thing that said that there are a lot of deaf Uber drivers. They usually have some system -- either keeping pencil and paper handy, or handing you their cell phone open to the Notes app -- if they need to communicate and can't communicate in spoken English.


Java cat - Dec 12, 2015 10:06:49 am PST #11327 of 30003
Not javachik

The website of the goat caroling pisses me off. They advocate goats in climates too dry to grow crops. Totally glossing over that goats almost certainly helped destroy the original ecology of Greece.

The Greeks inherited a land covered by rich stands of oaks, pines, and other trees with thick, drought-resistant leaves . . . Soil erosion on the slopes of the rugged Greek hills helped prevent reforestation . . . as did grazing and browsing animals, which killed the seedlings before they could establish themselves. Especially prominent in the latter role were goats . . . the "horned locusts" that have destroyed so much of the vegetation of the Mediterranean region and other areas where they've been introduced. (In fact it's not unfair, today, to describe much of that territory as a "goatscape.")
[link] The effing goats are part of the problem, not the solution. There are other ungulates that don't do as much damage!

Good luck to your brother, Consuela.

I'm enjoying your travelogue, shrift, as I do all travel stories, but also -- I remember when you were working in a basement with some idiot coworkers and writing some of the funniest posts *ever* but yay for you for how far from that this is!


Burrell - Dec 12, 2015 10:10:05 am PST #11328 of 30003
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

First solid food is a very exciting milestone, Sheryl. Yay for the little guy!