Aw,but Penny ain't whacka. She's all zen. Seriously, people, she's got the smallest case of the puppies ever. Mellow, pack loving pup. My adult cats have more annoying behaviors ( like right now's racing and knocking shit over.)
Damn it! You know what? I'm sick of this crap. I'm sick of being the guy who eats insects and gets the funny syphilis. As of this moment, it's over. I'm finished being everybody's butt monkey!
Xander ,'Lessons'
Natter 74: Ready or Not
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
sarameg - Nov 29, 2015 4:54:29 pm PST #10025 of 30003
-t - Nov 29, 2015 5:13:26 pm PST #10026 of 30003
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
I should get a labradoodle and name her Abaca.
Burrell - Nov 29, 2015 5:39:28 pm PST #10027 of 30003
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
Other than Penny, every other labradoodle I know is named either Bubba or Buddy.
Kat - Nov 29, 2015 5:46:10 pm PST #10028 of 30003
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
Penny's a full standard poodle. No Labrador at all. But she isn't cut to look like a poodle so everyone assumes she is a labradoodle.
Lee - Nov 29, 2015 5:50:11 pm PST #10029 of 30003
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
but we all know she is really a sheep.
Lee - Nov 29, 2015 5:54:24 pm PST #10030 of 30003
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
Separately, hey work dude who is making me work on a holiday weekend--here's an idea--how about you read the emails instead of keeping on asking me for things I don't have access to.
Zenkitty - Nov 29, 2015 6:04:43 pm PST #10031 of 30003
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
Stopped at Target for Aleve. Back in the hotel, it finally hit me what that young man in the check-out lane was asking me. He wanted to know if I was a hooker. A couple people warned me about a certain area but in Target? Please. He probably thought my "sorry, I didn't hear you" was a hint to back off, which he did. Hmpf. I don't know if I should be offended or flattered. Do hookers generally wear yoga pants and ugly sneakers these days? Good to know the dress code's relaxed a bit.
meara - Nov 29, 2015 6:24:20 pm PST #10032 of 30003
Whaaaaaat Zen? How does a person ask that, subtly??
DavidS - Nov 29, 2015 6:30:34 pm PST #10033 of 30003
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Back in the hotel, it finally hit me what that young man in the check-out lane was asking me. He wanted to know if I was a hooker.
Your mojo is still working? That's so weird.
sarameg - Nov 29, 2015 6:36:08 pm PST #10034 of 30003