Can't even shout, Can't even cry. The Gentlemen are coming by. Looking in windows, knocking on doors. They need to take seven, and they might take yours. Can't call to mom, can't say a word. You're gonna die screaming but you won't be heard.

Dream Girl ,'Bring On The Night'


Natter 73: Chuck Norris only wishes he could Natter  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Kat - Jun 23, 2015 7:28:04 am PDT #29346 of 30000
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

and my mother was like, "That one's easy! Obviously Jeb."

Still laughing!

YAY! Shrift!

Happy birthday, Stephanie.


Steph L. - Jun 23, 2015 7:51:16 am PDT #29347 of 30000
It's actually been a really hard year, when you stop and do the math. Eliot would cry, too, if it didn't take him seventy minutes of therapy, two cocktails, and a Sondheim medley before he can experience a human emotion through the haze of his PTSD.

Thanks, everybody! I wasn't actually fishing for birthday wishes; I really just wanted to talk about how much I want a waffle. Which is A LOT.


Tom Scola - Jun 23, 2015 7:54:56 am PDT #29348 of 30000
Where do you come from? Where do you go? What is your scene, baby? We just gotta know.

Happy Birthday Steph!


Sue - Jun 23, 2015 8:01:40 am PDT #29349 of 30000
hip deep in pie

Happy birthday Steph!!!


Connie Neil - Jun 23, 2015 8:05:50 am PDT #29350 of 30000
brillig

Waffles are good, birthday waffles are better, good wishes on a birthday are free.


tommyrot - Jun 23, 2015 8:08:29 am PDT #29351 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I think I shall celebrate Steph's birthday by getting strawberry waffles for lunch.

ION, the checkout woman at Walgreens told me I look like Dan Aykroyd. Weird. And she asked when my birthday was before she would sell me sparklers. Apparently you have to be 18 to buy them here.


-t - Jun 23, 2015 8:10:42 am PDT #29352 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

A young Dan Aykroyd, then. Is this an effective flirting technique?

Now I want waffles, too. Mmm, waffles.


tommyrot - Jun 23, 2015 8:16:19 am PDT #29353 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

A young Dan Aykroyd, then. Is this an effective flirting technique?

I dunno--I was more confused than anything.

She told me than you have to be 18 to buy "anything that explodes." I decided not to mention that sparklers don't explode.


shrift - Jun 23, 2015 8:25:50 am PDT #29354 of 30000
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Happy birthday, Teppy!


Atropa - Jun 23, 2015 8:40:29 am PDT #29355 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Happy birthday, Teppy!