I dreamt during a nap last night that I was negotiating a record deal for my cats. Except during the negotiations, I realized, I was the only one who understood what my cats were singing about. And I wondered if I should keep this ruse up until the deal was done.

Have I mentioned I seem to have caught a cold in the past 24 hours.

I have a dress that I wear as a nightgown. Once I saw someone in the office wearing it and was really weirded out.

I was going to dress down today's outfit with a cardigan instead of a blazer, but I like the way the blazer looks with the pants a lot better than the cardigan. Oh well.

I cannot imagine wearing a nightgown as a dress. I would be so self-conscious. Even if it totally looked like a dress I WOULD KNOW. ETA: to the office, I mean. Out in the world, maybe. Maybe.

Now I want to go look at those nightgowns.

we decided it would be really funny for everyone to dress up in interview clothes on 4/1

That would be hilarious.

This is the one I am wearing.

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The one I used to wear in NY was shorter and black and not racer back. I would wear it in the summer with a bright colored cardigan, but I stopped once I decided the world no longer needed to see my knees.

The other night, I dreamed I was at a baseball game and the umpires were arguing about how to call a play in which someone had thrown a tiara onto the field and the ball had bounced off it.

Hey, I missed happy birthday to the twins?

Hey, lady. (The lack of exclamation points is so as not to overwhelm. Not to indicate lack of delight at your font.)

ita!!!!!!!!!!

!!!!!

YAY!