And now my boy's in love. All hearts and flowers. But, doesn't it freak you out that she used to change your diapers? I mean, when you think about it, the first woman you boned is the closest thing you've ever had to a mother. Doing your mom and trying to kill your dad. Hm. There should be a play.

Angelus ,'Damage'


Natter 72: We Were Unprepared for This  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Steph L. - Feb 02, 2014 7:17:53 pm PST #18944 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Oh my god, total James Brown action going on there. t edit Bruno Mars, not Punxatawny Phil. t /end edit I was really impressed. They just killed it. And I laughed at the Chili Peppers being shirtless in 40-degree rainy weather outdoors in New Jersey. Because Chili Peppers.


-t - Feb 02, 2014 7:21:33 pm PST #18945 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Because Chili Peppers, indeed.

OK, I can't stay awake for Downton much less Sherlock. Thanks once again, DVR, for your faithful service.


beth b - Feb 02, 2014 9:37:20 pm PST #18946 of 30000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

Sherlock!


sarameg - Feb 03, 2014 1:38:39 am PST #18947 of 30000

How is it I always forget that most of my home improvement projects? Are an actual pain in the ass. Yes dear, you spend 4 hours in various squatting positions, this is the result.

I think I might've yelped out of surprise when I started down the stairs this morning.

Just heavy rain so far. I'm heading into work, will return home if it looks like it starts sticking to the roads.


Strix - Feb 03, 2014 2:17:04 am PST #18948 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Flopped around like a fish on the line last night. That was some crappy sleep.


Dana - Feb 03, 2014 2:28:39 am PST #18949 of 30000
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."

At the hospital waiting for my mom to go into surgery. She has had a xanax and is very mellow. I am a little envious.


Kat - Feb 03, 2014 2:58:38 am PST #18950 of 30000
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Oh Dana, here's to hoping for the best for you and your mom.

I have an email to send. Here's to not forgetting.


Strix - Feb 03, 2014 3:01:35 am PST #18951 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Surgery-ma for your mom, Dana!

(For my 3 surgeries, I told my docs about my needle nervousness, and they always started gave me liquid Valium when the IV port was put in. Valium and those warm blankies - mmm.)


Jessica - Feb 03, 2014 3:32:32 am PST #18952 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

The secret to great lentils is fat. Lots and lots of fat. Bacon for European applications, ghee for dal.


Jesse - Feb 03, 2014 3:51:40 am PST #18953 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Somehow I feel that our recommendations of adding lots of fat and salt to the lentils will defeat Consuela's purpose in making them in the first place!

Wow, I have little to no interest in working this morning, which makes me realize how much I actually do appreciate the 9:15 meeting I usually have on Monday mornings. I don't have to say anything in the meeting, so it kind of eases me into the week.

Meanwhile, my boss was supposed to be in Rwanda all week, but apparently got turned back in Amsterdam because her passport doesn't quite have six months left on it. YIKES.