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Natter 72: We Were Unprepared for This  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


flea - Jan 28, 2014 10:21:14 am PST #18405 of 30000
information libertarian

My fingers have this problem with jounral. This was a real problem when I worked in an academic library.


msbelle - Jan 28, 2014 10:23:50 am PST #18406 of 30000
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

for those of you playing along at home, I am down to 7 invoices in the queue.


Steph L. - Jan 28, 2014 10:24:03 am PST #18407 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Every time I return an article, I upload it and fill out a form to indicate if it has changes. And every time, I type "Chnages as indicated on proof." And then I go back and correct it, because it looks really bad when your editor can't spell "changes".

Maybe I should stop using the word "changes" and just type "Thag fix words. You see."


Connie Neil - Jan 28, 2014 10:24:41 am PST #18408 of 30000
brillig

If I find myself typing the name Lucius, I have to pause not to type lucious--which I just had to correct. Darn you, Lucius Malfoy.

I don't know how many "taunt" abs I've read about in fic.


Jessica - Jan 28, 2014 10:25:26 am PST #18409 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Seriously, I cannot type "ratio" without consciously spelling it out in my head, R-A-T-I-O, as I type. Otherwise my fingers add an "n" and make it "ration" EVERY SINGLE TIME.

I do the same thing! And I work in video post-production, where the term "aspect ratio" comes up a LOT. You'd think I'd eventually learn.


Steph L. - Jan 28, 2014 10:26:53 am PST #18410 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

And I work in video post-production, where the term "aspect ratio" comes up a LOT. You'd think I'd eventually learn.

I'm a medical editor -- there are all kinds of lab test ratios! My fingers NEVER learn!

Totally unrelatedly (this makes the second time I've done that in the last 5 minutes), it is the CUTEST thing in the world when the dog is sleeping...and starts wagging his tail! I hope he got some dream bacon.


EpicTangent - Jan 28, 2014 10:28:13 am PST #18411 of 30000
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

At least "ration" and "taunt" are real words. When I'm typing "reference" I have to go super slow or I add extra -er's. And when I'm handwriting "both", I add an e at the end fully one quarter of the time. No clue why on that one - unless my brain just autopilots to "the".

But just as I believe you would be mortified to publish an errant "ration", I'm certain Seanan would be horrified by that "taunt". Because, as you stated earlier, Words Mean Things. (And believing that does not make you pedantic or anal-retentive. Dammit.)


Jesse - Jan 28, 2014 10:28:15 am PST #18412 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Ratio is nearly impossible to type.

And every time I typed "funeral" above, I typed "funder" the first time. Stupid job.


Typo Boy - Jan 28, 2014 10:42:11 am PST #18413 of 30000
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

My fingers do lots of shit even though my brain knows better. Especially annoying: adding an s to the end of a singular word. I have to spend as much time proofing as editing.


Amy - Jan 28, 2014 10:44:13 am PST #18414 of 30000
Because books.

But just as I believe you would be mortified to publish an errant "ration", I'm certain Seanan would be horrified by that "taunt". Because, as you stated earlier, Words Mean Things.

There are very few published books out there without a typo somewhere. Each manuscript goes through so many changes between when an author submits the final draft and when it's printed, and it's not always the author's fault.

That said, Sox told me the greatest secret about proofreading -- do it backward. That way your eye can't skim over what it assumes will be there.