Yes, it's terribly simple. The good guys are always stalwart and true, the bad guys are easily distinguished by their pointy horns or black hats, and, uh, we always defeat them and save the day. No one ever dies, and everybody lives happily ever after.

Giles ,'Conversations with Dead People'


Natter 72: We Were Unprepared for This  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Amy - Oct 30, 2013 5:41:36 am PDT #10579 of 30000
Because books.

Even if I'm walking, I'd rather put a hood up than carry an umbrella. Umbrellas leave you with one less hand!


Jessica - Oct 30, 2013 5:49:26 am PDT #10580 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I've never had a raincoat hood that would stay up. Who wants to Google rain hats for me?


tommyrot - Oct 30, 2013 5:51:02 am PDT #10581 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I've never had a raincoat hood that would stay up.

My raincoat has an elastic drawstring thingie in the hood so it stays up.


Amy - Oct 30, 2013 5:53:21 am PDT #10582 of 30000
Because books.

I just saw your tag, Jessica. "Or three times in every life. Or twice. I mean once." I made Stephen watch with me this morning, and he was doubled over by that point.


Jessica - Oct 30, 2013 5:54:16 am PDT #10583 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I consider myself INCREDIBLY lucky that my kids have never cut their own or each others' hair. Yet.


Amy - Oct 30, 2013 6:02:36 am PDT #10584 of 30000
Because books.

Don't get too comfortable. Sara cut some of her own hair not two years ago.


Jessica - Oct 30, 2013 6:02:54 am PDT #10585 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I said yet!


§ ita § - Oct 30, 2013 6:09:33 am PDT #10586 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

There's really no way to hide the smallest chunk of attempted hair-cutting with kinky black folk hair. Man, I fucked my sister's do up something awful.

Rite of passage, that's what I'm filing it under...


beth b - Oct 30, 2013 6:10:28 am PDT #10587 of 30000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

I'm sorry Burrell. peace ma~~~


Burrell - Oct 30, 2013 6:24:17 am PDT #10588 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Franny used to cut her own hair on a regular basis. We've finally convinced her that she can just ask the stylist and she can do it for her.

Thanks everybody.