I mean what brenda and Ginger said.
Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
No saw. I live in an apartment, and this is a biggish tree.
Clearly you need a saw, if you're going to have a Proper Christmas.
YOU GUYS ARE KILLING ME AND MY TREE
You don't have a saw? It's like you don't even know the true meaning of Christmas!
Hah. Let me recommend from the one and only time my family got a tree, that you NOT saw off the bottom indoors anyway. Because that's how a bargain $5 tree stand ends in your ceiling having green marks, your carpet covered in pine and sap and wood, your vacuum blowing up and stinking, and you going to Walmart and buying a brand new $30 tree stand.
Timelies, Buffistas!
The last time I bought a tree the guy cut off the last couple of inches for me, which was nice.
I'm dog-sitting and expected to be woken at 6AM by the demon dog, but she allowed me to sleep in until 7:30! Such a good girl. I have walked them and had breakfast and now I need to clean house and pay bills. And then take my folks to see Lincoln.
I'm all excited--I splurged on a big sale at J. Crew the other day, including a black pencil skirt and a bright red shirt, and they're going to be delivered on Monday! Which means I can wear my new clothes for Christmas day.
Small things, yay.
YOU GUYS ARE KILLING ME AND MY TREE
Someone else nailed a stake through it's heart, we're just stating the facts.
I was awake 4 hours of the last 24. Involuntarily, I just kept passing out.
Because in my household procrastination is a refined art form, I am buying my parents' Christmas gifts today. My mother is the most difficult person on earth to shop for, I'm sure. I know she really likes this relatively expensive moisturizer - is that an acceptable gift? It feels really dull to me, but I do know she likes it.