You know, with the exception of one deadly and unpredictable midget, this girl is the smallest cargo I've ever had to transport. Yet by far the most troublesome. Does that seem right to you?

Early ,'Objects In Space'


Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jessica - Dec 11, 2012 5:06:27 am PST #3911 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

JZ, I think this comment sums up my thoughts perfectly:

this article is BONKERS, and no amount of classy three-asterisk transitions can change that.


brenda m - Dec 11, 2012 5:06:59 am PST #3912 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

This is our "Holiday Offering" to the housekeeping staff.

Holiday offering is definitely a skeevy way of putting it. Very "alms for the poor".

Wish me "get through this day" ma. I had a come to Jesus with an employee last week but in the ensuring days I've discovered that she's fucked this project up way more than I even realized at the time, so now I get to go in and let her go today and try to salvage this critical project. And I just locked myself out of the house. FML.


sumi - Dec 11, 2012 5:10:02 am PST #3913 of 30001
Art Crawl!!!

Homemade, delicious and survivally!


brenda m - Dec 11, 2012 5:10:32 am PST #3914 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Totally good present, Steph.


lisah - Dec 11, 2012 5:13:03 am PST #3915 of 30001
Punishingly Intricate

Happy late bday, Consuela! New bikey!!!


JZ - Dec 11, 2012 5:15:51 am PST #3916 of 30001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Jessica, AH HA HA, with a side of bitter tears. If this thing doesn't end up on Shakesville as today's "This Is So The Worst Thing You're Going To Read All Day," I shall be severely disappointed.


Lee - Dec 11, 2012 5:28:07 am PST #3917 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

In what is wrong with people news, last night when I went to bed, I had a cheap version of this [link] on my lawn, but this morning it's not there anymore.


Amy - Dec 11, 2012 5:34:46 am PST #3918 of 30001
Because books.

That really sucks, Lee. Stealing holiday decorations is just really low.

Good luck today, brenda.


meara - Dec 11, 2012 5:37:31 am PST #3919 of 30001

Brenda that sounds awful! I hope you have someone with a key who can let you in. And that the project is easier to fix than you thought.

I am so sleepy. I shouldn't be, but I tossed and turned all night.


erikaj - Dec 11, 2012 6:01:35 am PST #3920 of 30001
Always Anti-fascist!

Don't know, JZ, click bait? I mean, if you click it cause you hate it, still traffic.